Everyones Going To Go Crazy In Here!

But the muse and I can’t promise it won’t be a little… off his/her norm.

a shy kiss. 

a forehead kiss.

a cheek kiss.

a nuzzle kiss.

a neck kiss.

a hand kiss. 

a hug + kiss combo. 

a dying kiss. 

a bleeding / bloody kiss. 

an assertive kiss. 

a nonchalant / uninterested kiss. 

a kiss to your muse’s shoes. 

a blown kiss. 

a sad / crying kiss. 

a quick kiss. 

a happy kiss.

a teasing / sensual kiss. 

a platonic kiss. 

a clumsy kiss

Send one or more for my muse’s reaction!

a shy kiss. 

a forehead kiss.

a cheek kiss.

a nuzzle kiss.

a neck kiss.

a hand kiss. 

a hug + kiss combo. 

a dying kiss. 

a bleeding / bloody kiss. 

an assertive kiss. 

a nonchalant / uninterested kiss. 

a kiss to your muse’s shoes. 

a blown kiss. 

a sad / crying kiss. 

a quick kiss. 

a happy kiss.

a teasing / sensual kiss. 

a platonic kiss. 

a clumsy kiss

It can be as simple as sending in “*kisses*” or you can write something longer or detailed, whatever you like! If you’re having trouble with muse and can’t write much but still have something specific in mind, add context in OOC brackets after the kiss! 

Send a symbol for the following…

∞ - for my muse to run their hand up your muse’s thigh ღ - for my muse to drop to their knees and nuzzle your muse’s groin ❥ - for my muse to kiss yours until they’re both out of breath and trembling ♚ - for my muse to push yours to their knees for oral ♫ - for my muse to dance provocatively for yours ☏ - for my muse to leave yours a questionable voicemail (possibly drunk) ✌ - for my muse to jack off/finger yours  ☠ - for my muse to push yours against a wall and kiss them ☢ - for my muse to bring yours to the edge of orgasm, then deny them

Send a symbol for the following…

∞ - for my muse to run their hand up your muse’s thigh ღ - for my muse to drop to their knees and nuzzle your muse’s groin ❥ - for my muse to kiss yours until they’re both out of breath and trembling ♚ - for my muse to push yours to their knees for oral ♫ - for my muse to dance provocatively for yours ☏ - for my muse to leave yours a questionable voicemail (possibly drunk) ✌ - for my muse to jack off/finger yours  ☠ - for my muse to push yours against a wall and kiss them ☢ - for my muse to bring yours to the edge of orgasm, then deny them

“You can stay, but your clothes must go.”

“Please, use the ball gag.”

“Spread your cheeks.”

“Take your clothes off.”

“I wouldn’t misbehave half as much if I didn’t like the punishment.”

“Let me blindfold you.”

“Is that all your mouth is good for?”

“Do you like when I touch you there?”

“Quiet down or they’ll hear us.”

“I liked that sound you made.  I’ll have to make you make that sound again.”

“That’s sexy.”

“How do you feel about hot wax?”

“It’s just an ice cube.”

“Which dildo would you prefer?”

“Want to try a new position?”

“I want you to lick the cum off the floor.”

“Call me mommy/daddy.”

“I’m going to spank you.”

“You are so cute all tied up like that.”

“Beg me to let you cum.”

“I’m your master/mistress and will be addressed as such.”

“Dominate me.”

“I’d rather dom.”

“I like your ass.”

“Pull my hair.”

“Please, have me.”

“Is that a challenge?”

“Harder!”

“I hope your nipples aren’t too sore.”

“We should do it somewhere else other than a bed tonight.”

“I want you to count as I spank you.”

“I want you to cum in my face.”

“How about I give you a massage?”

“Oh fuck yes!”

“I want you to bend over the bed.”

“Please, not the nipple clamps!”

“You’ve been good, so I’m going to let you cum.”

“Bend over”

“Which vibrator would you prefer?”

“Use your mouth.”

“Get on your knees.”

“How about some whipped cream?”

“I love it when you moan like that.”

“Rougher!”

“Public sex turns me on.”

“Fuck me.”

“Play with my pussy.”

“I want you to ride me.”

“I’ve been naughty.”

“You’ve been naughty.”

“Spank me.”

“I love it when you play with my nipples.”

“Please, tie me up and have your way with me.”

“I’d rather sub”

“Home is too far away. No one’s going to see us here.”

“I know how to make you relax.”

“I want you to tie me up and blindfold me so I don’t know what’s coming while you use me.”

“We are going to watch a porn together for ideas.”

“I’m gonna tie you up and have my way with you.”

“I want you to beg.”

“It’s really not that kinky.”

“That’s kind of kinky.”

“Put your ass in the air.”

“I’ve been waiting here on the bed naked for a while now.”

“Just sit back and let me give you a show.”

“Why don’t we count the hickeys?”

“Submit to me.”

“I don’t care if people are around or not, take off your clothes.”

“I’m going to record this so we can watch it together later.”

“I’m going to go get the nipple clamps.”

“Yes Mistress.”

“If you wouldn’t make so many noises when I pull your hair, I wouldn’t have to do this”

I want you to go down on me

Fuck me harder!

I’m gonna cum!

“Bite me!”

“Do you like when I play with your nipples like this?”

“Spread your legs.”

“I’m gonna ride you.”

“I love this collar.”

“Play with my cock/pussy.”

“I’m going to sit on your lap and play with your cock/pussy.”

“Don’t cum until I say it’s okay.”

“You are all mine pet.”

“They’ll never notice.”

“I love looking at your ass after I’ve spanked it so much.”

“Let me put this ball gag on you.”

“I’ve got your collar ready for you.”

“Keep it down or I’ll have to use a gag.”

“What would you think about adding a third party?”

“I like it when you bite me.”

“Open up your ass for me.”

“Yes Master.”

Lick it all up.“

“You are my little bitch.”

“Fuck me until I can’t walk.”

“Touch yourself for me.”

send a number for a starter. they are sorted into categories ;

 CATEGORY ONE; general

‘i can’t sleep’ sex

‘make up’ sex

‘break up’ sex

‘revenge’ sex

‘rebound’ sex

‘i’m bored’ sex

‘curiosity’ sex

‘first time’ sex

‘homecoming/prom night’ sex

‘hotel room’ sex

‘distraction’ sex

‘the condoms are about to expire’ sex

‘anniversary’ sex

‘snuck out of the house to hook-up’ sex

‘post-argument’ sex

‘we’re drunk and horny’ sex

‘comfort’ sex

‘walked in on while naked’ sex

‘to change the subject’ sex

CATEGORY TWO; risky/kinky/strangers

‘i need a place to crash’ sex

‘your friend just told you about a new position’ sex

‘the elevator broke down’ sex

‘end of the world/the world is in chaos’ sex

‘i can’t believe we survived’ sex

‘i caught you masturbating’ sex

‘you caught me masturbating’ sex

‘crotchless underwear is a thing’ sex

‘i’m/your pregnant and horny’ sex

‘we’re in a public place and i just spent the last half hour making you ridiculously aroused’ sex

‘you’re my teacher and i finally seduced you’ sex

‘i’m your teacher and i can’t believe your my student’ sex

‘best friend’s younger sibling who suddenly got hot’ sex

‘i saw a cool scene in a porno and i want to reenact it’ sex

CATEGORY THREE; cheating/assumed cheating

‘everyone thinks we’re banging, so we might as well just do it’ sex

‘we’ve been friends-with-benefits for a long time, and now that one of us is in a relationship, are we going to stop?’ sex

‘randomly hooked up one night and the next monday you walk into my work and i discover that my favourite colleague is actually your husband/wife’ sex

‘one or both of us is in a relationship, but we can’t help it’ sex

‘we’ve both been cheated on by our respective partners, so fuck it’ sex

CATEGORY FOUR; established relationships

‘we just got engaged’ sex

‘i thought you were dead, but you’re not and i can’t believe it’ sex

‘we were childhood sweethearts, and we haven’t seen each other in years’ sex

‘i need to lose my virginity and you’re the only person i want to lose it to’ sex

‘you just walked into my office for a job as my secretary/assistant and we haven’t seen each other in years, but sexual tension is a thing’ sex

‘our families hate each other for (insert reason here) but that doesn’t matter to us’ sex

‘we’re in a dysfunctional, toxic relationship but i still love you more than anything in this world’ sex

CATEGORY FIVE; lgbti+

‘my girlfriend left me with blue balls, and you’re her brother and i’m pretty sure i’m not gay but lets go for it’ sex

‘we pretended to be lesbian lovers to get a creepy guy to stop hitting on us, so we kissed to complete the charade and we both kind of liked it, so…?’ sex

‘you’re my room mate and you’re really hot, but we’re both guys/girls and this is new to me’ sex

‘i’m gay and you’re curious and you asked me to show you what it’s like’ sex