English transcripts and subbed clips of the Norwegian series Lovleg. Chats, insta posts and diary entries, as well as episode overviews are with these lovely people: Lovlegskada
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hey, i was wondering if you know where gunnhild’s family lived? or where her and luna go to stay in season 2?
They live in Høyanger! You have to take a ferry to get from Sandane (where Gunnhild’s school and the White House are) to Høyanger, where her parents live. Google also tells me it takes well over two hours to drive from one to the other! Hope this answered your question :) - J
Hi! So, lovely @liteogstort made a huge effort to translate the BTS from the Lovleg website (here). As most of it is out of context, we kept in the time stamps in the transcript to make it easier to get what is said when! We hope you got as much nostalgia from it as we did. Also, the names of the actors can be found on Lovleg’s IMDb-page (here).
Thank you for having been on this journey with us <3
(transcript is under the cut)
00:03 Crew Member: Whoops
00:10 Magnus Henden: Slate 298, take three.
00:18 Magnus: Are you ready?
Kristine Ryssdalsnes Horvli: Yes, I am.
00:21 CM: Action.
00:23 Kristine: I’m sorry.
CM: Stop.
00:29 Kristine: I have an idea.
00:42 Runar Naustdal: Like, that they shouldn’t follow me, but Jesus.
00:46 CM: Kristine!
00:48: Silje Holm Carlsen: And you don’t want to hate yourself, Because then, you hate everyone.
00:51 Silje: Kristine!
00:54 Kristine: Could you do it again? I’m sorry.
Runar: That they shouldn’t follow me, but Jesus.
00:59 Kristine: You’re laughing too.
01:09 Kristine: Hey! Do you have something naughty in your backpack?
I’m sorry.
01:15 Girl: Hey Gunnhild.
Kristine: Hey. Are you bringing your backpack home with you?
01:21 Olav Barmen Trollebø: What the fuck.
Olav: We’ll do that again.
01:24 Olav: We’ll do that again.
01:36 Kristine: I’m sorry. I’m sorry, I have to do that one more time.
01:48 Kristine: I’m sorry, I …
Kristine: I need a break.
01:55 Fredrik Steen: I forgot.. What was it?
CM: Do it again.
01:59 Eiril Solveig Ugulen: We’ll never finish.
02:03 Daniel Alexander Skadal: Sorry. What’s the line?
02:07 Fredrik: Are you sure we shouldn’t …? One more time.
02:15 CM: Action.
02:18 Silje: Oh my god. What’s the first thing I say?
02:26 Kristine: I fucked up that line. I forgot it.
02:30 CM: Can I see the very last part where you have a pause between the parts.
02:36 Kristine: Use a pony as a dildo? No, like…
02:36 CM: It says: “That’s better than having a reputation that you use a pony dildo.”
02:46 Kristine: That’s better than to be known as someone who sleeps with dildo ponies.
03:01 Runar: Don’t laugh.
03:05 CM: You’re a wizard.
03:07 Silje: You can’t begin like that. I can’t contain myself, don’t you dare laugh.
03:14 CM: Camera is set.
03:17 Silje: What now?
03:20 Kristine: You know what? I’m done with this.
03:23 Kristine: I’m going to be totally relaxed and just walk over there and say hello.
03:28 CM: That helmet won’t work.
03:39 Kristine: There’s a wasp. I’m sorry, I’m freaking out.
Alexander Baraki Roth: I can hear it.
03:42 Kristine: I have to leave.
03:45 CM: Action
Kristine: No.
03:47 Kristine: Fucking hell, I’m dying.
04:08 CM: Whoops, there’s a mic???
04:14 Magnus: You have to lay lower.
CM: Move your shoulder, Vegard.
04:33 Silje: Are you making fun of my pants?
04:42 Silje: Is it tasty?
Runar: Yeah. Very tasty.
04:59 Kristine: I’m sorry.
Silje: It’s OK.
05:09 CM: The camera is rolling.
Kristine: Now?
Silje: No!
05:23 Runar: What the hell?
Kristine: I don’t understand shit.
05:27 Olav: 2019 is a rough year for all of us.
05:38 Kristine: It didn’t work.
05:46 Sondre Brandsøy: There you are.
05:53 Sondre: Annoying.
06:00 Kristine: Have a nice life. I’m leaving.
06:11 Kristine: Can someone help me open the door?
06:20 Kristine: Can you come over …?
CM: Say: “Hello, who is it?”
06:25 Kristine: It’s *the white house*
CM: Oh, it is? Action.
06:30 Kristine: Hello?
06:37 CM: Try to hit the basket as best as you can.
Kristine: I’m trying.
06:41 CM: We should’ve had a bigger basket.
06:47 CM: One more time.
Kristine: *Sings the national anthem*
07:04 CM: Just sing what you think it is.
Kristine: I don’t know more …
07:04 CM: It’s ok. Just walk into the bathroom while you sing. There’s no-one home.
07:18 Kristine: *Sings the wrong lyrics*
07:24 CM: Sing to the king. Has that been in the toilet?
07:29 CM: You’re going to get salmonella.
07:33 Kristine: I got a piece of straw here.
CM: It was so close to your mouth.
07:47 CM: Ingrid, start immediately on action and try to stop them.
07:50 Ingrid Tykhelle Kayser: Will you knock it off?
07:54 CM: Stop. Start over. That was a little ..
07:59 Daniel: Oh dear. It was like ..
08:02 Ingrid: Will you knock it off? It’s fucking pathetic!
08:06 CM: Stop! Again!
08:09 Magnus: I can hit you too.
Ingrid: No.
08:13 CM: Ingrid, are you ready?
Ingrid: Yes!
CM: Action!
08:16 Ingrid: He just snapped.
Kristine: Fuck, I forgot my line. I was waiting for a thump. I’m sorry.
08:20 Ingrid: Gunnhild, I fucked up.
08:30 CM: There’s a war in the bed. Action.
08:35 Silje: What the hell?
Kristine: What’s happening?
08:38 Kristine: I can’t while she’s hitting that pillow.
08:43 Silje: What the hell? I looked straight into the camera. I have to walk here.
08:48 Ingrid: Gunnhild, I fucked up.
Kristine: Fuck, I looked down.
08:56 Kristine: I’m sorry.
08:59 Daniel: Sara and I aren’t together anymore. Fuck.
09:09 Kristine: OK. And I wasn’t wearing a jacket.
09:13 Magnus: I think I hit you. Sorry.
CM: Careful, boys.
09:16 Magnus: It’s not real if …
09:20 Daniel and Magnus: It’s just “roughhousing”
CM: OK, just “roughhousing”.
09:25 CM: And back. Can you be more careful? Do it really slowly.
09:58 CM: Do you want do it one more time
Kristine: No, it’s OK.
10:03 Kristine: From, “why hasn’t anyone told me that?”
CM: There was a huge mic.
10:12 CM: Slide your head to the right, Kristine. Let it slide under there so it makes a sound.
10:36 Ingrid: Are you ok?
10:41 Kristine: It doesn’t want to start.
CM: One more time.
10:51 Ingrid: Not everyone knows how to ...
Ingrid: *doesn’t know the lyrics*
11:02 Jaymarie Llego Alfanta: It looks like she hasn’t done it. So here we are.
11:12 CM: Let’s say “thank you”.
11:14 Olav: Do my lips look good? Is there enough lipgloss?
11:20 CM: Yes, I think so.
11:28 Daniel: Do you like that?
Magnus: Fuck off.
11:32 Silje: Look in there.
Kristine: It’s not funny.
11:39 CM: Go, Kristine. Wow. OK, you’re not stealing it.
11:47 CM: First, Kristine could take a slice and then Sara. And stroke it a little.
11:55 CM: One more time.
CM: Harder.
11:58 CM: Isn’t it fun to take a slice and eat it?
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Hi is it possible to download the full subtitled episodes somewhere or just the individual clip? Thank you :)
Hi! We have only subtitled the clips, not the full episodes. Sorry, I know that’s a little inconvenient for people who are catching up with the show. But you can find the season overviews all nicely sorted clip by clip, chat by chat, and post by post here!
Hi, Thank you for translating so much 😭 I'm going to miss gunnhild sm and I just wanted to ask whether you have the complete episodes (not clip by clip)?
Hi! We only have the clips for now. But you can find all of season 1 and season 2 in order here!
To all who have watched the Lovleg universe, A THOUSAND MILLION THANKS FOR THE TRIP! Sadly there won’t be any more seasons of Lovleg. I wish that we could keep telling stories from the shared house in Sandane, but it didn’t turn out like that this time. Thankfully I think that for fans out there these characters will live on. At least they will to me. I just want to say that I’m incredibly grateful for those who have watched and taken interest in the show. For all the complaints and compliments. I have learnt so much. It hasn’t been uncommon for me to start crying from the dialogue in the comments or in other channels, especially when people have shared something vulnerable and personal and received love and support from strangers. It has really been the loveliest corner of the internet I’ve come across ever.
I was never under the illusion that this show was for absolutely everybody. We live in a time where everything is competing for people’s attention, but the response we have received from those who have taken interest is overwhelming and inspiring. That has been the lights that have guided us in our work. It has been the energy that has kept us going. In the beginning we talked a lot about mistakes. That this show should demonstrate that it’s fine to make mistakes, that the world doesn’t end because of that. That’s why I want to finish by saying that nothing can be free of errors when it has been made with love. Love is dishevelled and uneven and nerdy. It says too much at the wrong time. It runs fast and tries too hard, but when it trips over a stone it gets up and keeps running. Because it’s worthless trying to hold back. This show has been made with love and I’m proud of that. It has been received with love and I’m enormously grateful for that. I don’t know who you are, you who came along with us for the trip, but I will never forget you. All my love goes out to the Lovleg fans. I think you should all get a dragon.
Did you miss out on Lovleg, the Norwegian web TV show with the gorgeous cinematography, adorable characters, queer representation and the sweetest main character ever to grace a screen?
Fear not, because there are neat chronological overviews of both seasons, with English subtitles and transcripts of each clip (translated by @lovlegenglish) and translations (by us at @lovlegskada) of social media posts, Gunnhild’s notes and all the more or less weird but always creative ways Lovleg gave us content.
Season 1
Season 2
There will be no more Lovleg, unfortunately, but by all means enjoy what we did get.
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Hey! Thank you sooo much for translating lovleg, it's a great and beautiful show so I'm glad there's people like you that want to translate for international fans, it can't be easy so thank you 💚💚💚💚 I really hope we get another season (Sara if they change the pov)
Hi! Lovleg is indeed a wonderful show! We had a lot of laughs, but also some frustrating moments when translating and subbing clips (dodgy internet connections, expressions that just didn’t want to be translated,…) but we managed!
Another season would be great, but somehow, I think it would still be Gunnhild. Lovleg is Gunnhild, in a way? Maybe with a window to other characters, like they did this season? What do you guys think?
Thank you for interacting, reblogging and following the show! (I love it when people talk in tags about the show!)
I just wanted to say how much I appreciate you guys translating the series! I'm currently learning Norwegian but am definitely not proficient enough to understand fully. I'm so glad I've been able to watch such a great show and I know it must be time-consuming. Tusen takk!
Thank you so much! I’m also a Norwegian learner and have learned so much by translating the show! And we really like doing this, so the work load is much lighter :) - J
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