If you get lost you don't have to go back

reminder for all hockey fans:

To continue the fulgrim-bayonetta concept, one can't simply neglect the iconic gun shoes she sports in the video game

See, the problem with character vs character polls is that you will at some point reach the rule of funny. So the real question isn't if One Punch Man Saitama or Goku would win, the real question is:

Found out there are baseline humans in Warhammer who are specifically into pursuing Astartes, like Space Marine chasers. Which then makes you realize there's absolutely a market for Astartes sex work. Which then makes you wonder if any traitor Astartes who refused to fall to Chaos and couldn't cut it as a space pirate ended up selling hole on some planet outside of the Imperium.

Oh my god, renegade ex-Astartes who keeps his power armor to use as a costume for Bachelorette parties. Shows up with a boom box like "Good evening, ladies, I heeded the call to prosecute a compliance. Any bad girls here refusing the Emperor's light"

Started reading The Fist Heretic, this book is beating my ass 😭 here’s some quick sketches of Lorgar and Argel Tal

i looked through the notes to see what this was (it’s cyber city oedo 808) and ended up crying laughing at the wikipedia article for it

every so often people start liking and reblogging this post from me, and every time i forget how funny it is until i watch it again. hey bentn. don’t crap ya paants if ya see a vampire out deeah. get lost. you wouldn’t recognize a gaddam vampire if one jumped up and bit you on the end of your fucken dick. So just get off my back.

*looking at myself in the mirror*

"i only support kinks if they're consensual 🫤" sorry to upset this certain brand of (usually) anti-kink virtue signallers, but kink is inherently consensual. kink without consent is just rape. kinksters are not more or less likely to rape someone. and no, that kink you find gross or immoral isn't rape, either, it's just a kink that you happen to dislike.

Listen idk if this is some type of kink shit but this is absurdly insensitive, considering the state of the fucking world