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You can do anything. Figure it out.

you can be sharp and soft. you don’t have to be any one thing

love my terrible wife who wants to kill me so so  bad

i come home from work every day and narrowly dodge one of her many death traps . when we eat dinner ill smile and say “poison again ?” and she will shrug mischievously but we both know it is very much poison

People that do not and probably never will make $400,000 a year being pressed about this is hilarious.

Black female characters on television shows always get unnecessary and relentless hate. And for the PETTIEST of reasons too. And more often than not, if you put a white female character in a storyline or predicament that the woc is in, all of a sudden there’s a 180° in audience feedback. I’m tired of it honestly, a lot of time these “stans” and their behavior can be so disgusting.

This was the most internet ass thing, and yet it made perfect sense

Someone give this man a show.

He is fucking hilarious

some girls aren’t made with sugar spice and everything nice they’re made with garlic basil and olive oil

I will reblog this a million times before it’s all over

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