Cool. Calm. Collected. Crazy.

He discovered true power in wearing a wig.

I FELT that “biitch”😂

i hope this wins an emmy

Happiness

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

no help for you doggy

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I was playing Minecraft and my friend confessed she had a serial killer character in The Sims who would trap other sims inside walls.

god this is so fucking funny