The only pornsite that will not follow you

Mood: masturbating to the thought of you

mood: 20 unread messages but still feeling lonely

i cant wait to love the fuck out of somebody and not look stupid

You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions

All I want is your lips on mine

I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”

Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”

id listen to you guys.

Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”

Oh my god

I’m already a fan. I want merch.

everytime i see this on my dash my life suddenly has a purpose

Another one could be really really short and you can name it ‘you ended faster than this song’

sex is cool and all, but have you ever made a girl laugh by telling a stupid joke, and she just smiles and looks at you, like really looks at you, and for a moment everything just stops and you feel weightless? it’s amazing

….

my heart still asks about you sometimes

Your voice makes roses grow in my chest.