Dannigirl

fucking hell, plz share this

the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads

it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off :/

Am I glad he’s frozen in there and that we’re out here, and that he’s the president, and that we’re frozen out here, and that we’re in there and I just remembered we’re out here. What I wanna know is where’s the politics?

He’s come to fight Donald Trump.

thank you president rushmore

Every time Taylor Swift is in the news anymore it is to serve as the pretty, nice, white sweetie embattled in the shadow of the dark meanie. Kanye, Jay-Z, Nicki… It’s getting tiring. Can we just put her on a big poster slung over King Kong’s back, already? There, Taylor: your next album cover. You’re welcome.

omg the new batman movie actually looks really good u guys

My hero! *swoon*

My favorite post on the whole internet

LOLOLOL STILL LAUGHING !!

One of my favorite things.

I actually laughed out loud!!!!

No need to pay rent because you cannot stay!

I've always thought we needed a secret handshake or something. This certainly wasn't in my gay handbook.

Because of them, we can. And we will.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING