hate micheal

england subbing in defenders and parking the bus WITH 35 MINUTES LEFT after scoring ONE GOAL AGAINST THIS ARGENTINA TEAM???????

was only a matter of time

this match is being played like the royal rumble

PERFECCIÓN DE ESPAÑA

im going to sleep. goodnight strangers on the internet.

my alma mater has been working on lighting or whatever on the artificial grass that i usually go on to kick my balls around, so for the past week or week and a half i've been playing at my local school ON THE GRASS, and tbh. i feel like i shouldn't complain considering the fact that i'm still able to kick around, but i've gotten so used to playing on the consistent artificial grass where playing on REAL GRASS (and don't get me wrong. i'd rather play on a GOOD, AND WELL MAINTAINED REAL GRASS>ARTIFICIAL GRASS) feels so odd. every step i take i'm worried it'll end up blowing up my leg on some conor mcgregor shit

just dropped my airpod down the toilet. managed to get like three fingers on it, and then dropped it even deeper

this dude connor mcgregor legit just blew up his knee 3 seconds into the fight

watch atletico madrid ask for 1 billion for this bullshit now