hate micheal

the introverted urge to find 1 person you feel comfortable with and do literally everything with them

We don’t know how much time we get with people

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

i just wish everyone was nice and happy damnnnn

One time I asked a girl for her number and she shot me dead in the street

Do I have to make a pinned post? I don't really want to.. you should pick up information about me either by gleaning it over time or by falling insanely in love with me and pouring through the entirety of my blog in a manic frenzy

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

im nice…..

He’s literally nice

there is a cat sleeping at the edge of my bed