Love is A Flower and My Heart's A Whole Garden

Back pain from my chest doesn’t exist. Corsets and high muscle strength has made me unstoppable against everything but gravity making them bounce.

Having good core strength really has been a godsend, that’s for sure. I expected to have bad back pain because of fast mine grew and how big they’ve gotten, but honestly I don’t actually have that many problems!

My cousin Lynne’s gonna be coming over soon! It’s been a while since I’ve seen her, I’m so excited!

She says she’s gonna be “fashionably late”, so she’s gonna be around 5 minutes late max and covered in sweat after working out. She’s one of those “I GOTTA PUSH THE LIMITS AND SHOW OFF MY MUSCLES” kinds of people, it’s endearing. For all I know she’s gonna park her truck somewhere vaguely in the area and run the rest of the way here.

We do have our cop-out cheat alternatives of "thank Satan" and "Satan be with you", but we find the irony of using the originals more satisfying and amusing. I can't help but think of Cervus with this honestly, since he's got the most vitriol towards God by a long shot...

When I’m grumpy, I’m gonna cast penis curse on mean people. SHII taught me how and I have the power.

Do it. Cast penis curse on me.

I’ll put on the sentient strap, Daisy. I’ll put on the sentient strap for you to cast penis curse onto.

No I won’t cast penis curse onto the sentient strap I don’t know what would happen and I like that strap please don’t make me do that

When I’m grumpy, I’m gonna cast penis curse on mean people. SHII taught me how and I have the power.

Do it. Cast penis curse on me.

Some human ghost kid’s been following me around and won’t leave me alone. She can’t pass over to the realms of rest for some reason so she’s just wandering aimlessly.

Her name is Gina, Reaper… The poor girl’s lost, we really do need to do something to help her…

I know her name. And what the fuck will we even do? She’s literally barred from passing over because her spirit didn’t leave her body properly when she died, there’s nothing we can do. Not even SHII could do anything without forcefully banishing her somewhere and she didn’t do anything to warrant being sent to the Punishment Realm.

Well there has to be something we can do, right? I can’t bear to see her so lonely and scared out there, she wandered into Hell completely by accident and she can’t leave now and it breaks my heart… We can give her a place to stay at the very least!

Are you really suggesting we take this kid in? Nah, she’s on you in that case, I’m not taking some kid in. I don’t care if they’re dying on the street or dead in general like this. You have your own house, she can stay with you.

Reaper! Don’t say things like that… I know you don’t care for kids, but that’s so cruel… And since you say it like that, I’ll take her in myself. I’ll keep her with me. You don’t have to do anything, I’ll take care of her. Just don’t say things like that again, okay?

No promises. But yeah, she’s better off with you. You’re made for motherhood. I’m not saying that the kid has to avoid me at all costs, just that she needs to stop trying to get me to take her in since she prefers me. I’ll tolerate her around me more often once she stops that shit.

...I can work with that. Just...at least try to stop saying things like that around me when you know I love kids so much. I’m gonna go back out and get Gina so she can get comfy at home.

Some human ghost kid’s been following me around and won’t leave me alone. She can’t pass over to the realms of rest for some reason so she’s just wandering aimlessly.

Her name is Gina, Reaper… The poor girl’s lost, we really do need to do something to help her…

I know her name. And what the fuck will we even do? She’s literally barred from passing over because her spirit didn’t leave her body properly when she died, there’s nothing we can do. Not even SHII could do anything without forcefully banishing her somewhere and she didn’t do anything to warrant being sent to the Punishment Realm.

Well there has to be something we can do, right? I can’t bear to see her so lonely and scared out there, she wandered into Hell completely by accident and she can’t leave now and it breaks my heart… We can give her a place to stay at the very least!

Are you really suggesting we take this kid in? Nah, she’s on you in that case, I’m not taking some kid in. I don’t care if they’re dying on the street or dead in general like this. You have your own house, she can stay with you.

Reaper! Don’t say things like that... I know you don’t care for kids, but that’s so cruel... And since you say it like that, I’ll take her in myself. I’ll keep her with me. You don’t have to do anything, I’ll take care of her. Just don’t say things like that again, okay?

Some human ghost kid’s been following me around and won’t leave me alone. She can’t pass over to the realms of rest for some reason so she’s just wandering aimlessly.

Her name is Gina, Reaper… The poor girl’s lost, we really do need to do something to help her…

I know her name. And what the fuck will we even do? She’s literally barred from passing over because her spirit didn’t leave her body properly when she died, there’s nothing we can do. Not even SHII could do anything without forcefully banishing her somewhere and she didn’t do anything to warrant being sent to the Punishment Realm.

Well there has to be something we can do, right? I can’t bear to see her so lonely and scared out there, she wandered into Hell completely by accident and she can’t leave now and it breaks my heart... We can give her a place to stay at the very least!