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Porkri or some shit, idk i never ship them

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To your DaveKat is a senseless ship thing: 1. Your opinions are valid :) This ask is not me trying to change them at all, but instead maybe a reason to help you understand why people enjoy the dynamic. Obviously you don’t have to answer this, and i’m sorry if i’m stepping over any boundaries!
1. Popular tropes lol. Enemies/Rivals to Lovers it can genuinely be that simple.
2. More character arc centric vibes, this is very subjective also. Karkat is a character that has never been chill in his life. Like he over cares about everything, wether it be movies, friends, etc. Dave is a character that is ironic about everything, he’s never honest about his feelings, but being around Karkat could help that.
Dave and Karkat are both characters that put on a façade (i.e.: Dave’s cool kid act, and Karkat’s ‘I don’t care’ mean act), and because of this they both set false narratives about each other. Both of them also have a heavy association with red, and both have sexuality crisis (Dave’s bisexuality, and Karkat blurring quadrants). They both don’t live up to their own societies standards; and knowing each other, who both lived in different societies, could help.
I think people just really like silly guys with a funny dynamic. :)
But DaveRezi, and DaveJade are also quality ships! And DaveKat does not take away from that fact. Homestuck is such a big media, and there’s so many good characters, and dynamics to choose from!
Well golly hell, i understand it now, i still don't care about the ship, but i understand the dynamic, thank you, dear unknown human (if you're even human🤔)
Davekat is a senseless ship
i have a question, why does this ship exist, it just popped out of nowhere and became the favorite ship instantly, because plot-wise it has no sense, like no offense to Davekat fans, but like dave seemed like he was going to end with jade or terezi, and outside tumblr its not popular at all, in my eyes the ship is just, two baby teenagers having cringy dialogue of how much they are gay (which in both cases does not make sense thanks that, like most of the cast of homestuck, they're bisexual), well thats all i am gonna say, throw me rocks and sticks i will not change my opinion, because i am not gonna argue against the site which considers cristianity as a fandom, to me Davekat is a senseless ship, but not a bad one, just Mid, but Low-High Mid.
Also fuck the account Davekat Sucks, i hate the both extreme sides, the one who will kill for davekat, and the one who just hates it for no reason, so thats all.
Fuck you.
What if Grandpa harley had a secret son named Drake Harley (oc do not steal) and he meets Josh and they have a sitcom named Drake and Josh
Okay but, acording to the Skaianet files and the epilogue, Grampa Harley got around a lot and had multiple children he didn't really took care of. He just went around having adventures and making women fall in love with him like in movies and then bolted withouth a care in the world. This is also referenced in the MeatEpilogue when a random woman stated Jake is the father of her three children.
In any dimention Jake is aparently a really shitty parent. To Jade, to Joey and Jude, to Tavros Crocker, to Ann Dunham/Obama's mom (I know it sounds like bullshit but it's in the skaia files and the epilogue, he's Obama's grampa) to Harry Anderson from EarthA (the comediant John named his son after on the candy timeline, yes he was also his child on the Skaianet files, he left Harry's mom get shot and then the kid got stolen, long story) and aparently also to this three random kids the woman on the Meat timeline claimed were his. Jake just lives in a haze of hope and dreams and sucks as a parent.
So, grampa harley having other kids outside Joey and Jude form his marriage and John and Jade from ectobiology? 100% acurrate and canon.
Drake Harley lived with his mom. She raised him as a single mother and recived alymony from Grampa Harley/Beta Jake.Drake barely saw him growing up. He had his mother's hair and his father's teeth, was interested in music and played guitar.
Unfortunately, acording to canon, he died on april 13th, on the reckoning with the rest of the human populatuion. So, no sitcom, sorry :(
Finally Drake Harley is canon in Crow Strider AU

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