𝐓𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐆𝐎𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐏

OUT . yeah , i was just talking about that to @soypeor​ ! i don’t see her as being any older than marge at all .

OUT . hey dude , i actually just based her age off marges , who is 36 . i , personally , don’t see helen as older than marge . but , each to their own i guess !

tagged stolen by:  @frontierbound​ tagging: YOU!

- can’t you be on my side for once ?

        helen chooses to remain SILENT for now , rather off shoot off a barb that would more than likely result in an ending to what could quite possibly become a WELL OF INFORMATION . deciding where to sit took her but a moment , selecting a small table tucked away in a corner -- heaven forbid anyone overheard && chose to steal such salacious information before helen had a chance to use it for her own personal gain .    ‘ now , ‘     she begins , peering up at gemma with chin dropping into her hands ,                 ’ you know it is truly a 𝚂 𝙷 𝙰 𝙼 𝙴 that you && i have not done this before now . ‘          helen was no FOOL , she knew there were things happening in charming that only gemma was privy too , && as such , she would make a valuable asset to have in helens own corner .                                           ‘ you M U S T come over for dinner one day . ‘

                            ‘ well it is hardly the 𝙼𝙾𝚂𝚃 𝙳𝙸𝙵𝙵𝙸𝙲𝚄𝙻𝚃 of tasks to accomplish . ‘       titter of a laugh passes pink matte lips ; the 𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅-𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐃 town gossip lifting slender hand to rest beneath her chin , watching the other woman with slight expectation in her gaze ; 𝙈𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙬𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙗𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙞𝙣𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙧𝙪𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 . low hum , && she cocks her head , a shift of honeyed curls against shoulder .                           ‘ just the other day 𝘐 𝘏𝘌𝘈𝘙𝘋 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘛 -- ‘                            breaking off , the REVERENDS WIFE presses index finger to her lips , amusement in the lines about her eyes .     ‘ oh , but i oughtn’t GOSSIP ! ‘