@t-e-reynolds ok so boom
smeyer wakes up from a vivid dream on june 2, 2003
smeyer’s dream inspires her to write twilight
twilight gets published (2005) and the books and movies become a global phenomenon
e.l. james writes a bdsm twilight fanfic titled master of the universe
master of the universe is later published as fifty shades of grey (2011)
the fifty shades book series becomes wildly popular
fifty shades of grey gets adapted into a movie (2015), in which dakota johnson is cast as protagonist anastasia steele in her breakthrough role
the fifty shades movie series also becomes wildly popular and dakota johnson’s acting career takes off
dakota goes on ellen degeneres’s talk show, where ellen tries to play dakota for a fool and dakota shuts that shit down
people start noticing that ellen has a tendency to make her celeb guests feel very uncomfortable and is terrible to her employees
ellen makes the decision to end her talk show in 2022 after 19 years
