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Finding a metal pull tab means you get to open something? You should be careful, I'm a person, not a soda can.

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sloppy makeout sessions with Clark would be a regular thing.
he'd arrive home after work and immediately rush over to you, lifting you up by your hips and onto the counter before slamming his lips onto yours. no words even being exchanged before he goes for your lips.
passion is evident in his gestures, hands exploring all around your body while his tongue tries to go deeper in— needy and hungry. it's as if he's never going to have enough of you, always having to roam further, hands reaching beneath your pencil skirt that's fresh from work. he continues to grope your body while he consumes you whole and you gladly accept.
you moan into the kiss as his tongue fucks your mouth, hands cupping his chin and pulling him in.
a scandalous heat makes itself known, growing in between your legs as you feel his palms dip beneath your skirt that's hiked up inappropriately. he only squeezes your thighs and kneads the flesh, not yet pressing against your aching clit.
but there's no need for talk when you two are practically begging for more from each other. even after many hot, steamy nights, you two still haven't filled up your quota. and it's disgusting.
pope nudging his hard on against u in the pool during a cody party so u simply must just get out of the water and drag him somewhere more private to take care of it
18+ MDNI cw: mention of drug use (weed), semi-public sex
WOAH.... YEAH..... dry humping (wet humping?) with pope in the pool. the infamous cody houseparties are one of the few rare occasions pope will allow himself a blunt, and he's floaty and clingy as fuck tonight, thick hands roving all over your body under the water.
you two are making out sloppy in the corner of the pool as the party goes on around you, until he starts getting too whiny and needy, pawing at the strings of your bikini with a soft "please, want more..."
you extract yourself from his grip with a sigh and pull him from the pool. you take pope's hand and weave through the crowd of randos until you get back to his room.
mercifully, it isn't already occupied with any other drunk and horny partygoers — you know that would set poor pope off. you go to close the door and he blocks your hand, looking at you with those intense hazel eyes as he murmurs, "leave it. don't mind someone seein' us."
Orange peel theory
Pairing: andrew pope cody x girlfriend!reader Warnings: fluff, established relationship. The Orange Peel Theory is a relationship concept suggesting that a partner's willingness to perform small, unprompted acts of service is a strong indicator of their care, attentiveness, and overall emotional safety within the relationship
Olive theory
Pairing: Dr. Jack Abbot x girlfriend!doctor!reader Warnings: fluff, established relationship. The Olive Theory is a relationship concept suggesting a couple is perfectly matched if one person loves olives and the other hates them. This dynamic creates ideal balance, as the "olive hater" can simply give all their olives to their partner.
orange peel theory (Andrew Pope cody) Disclaimer: This story is pure fiction and written solely for entertainment purposes.
The late night shift had finally reached a temporary lull. You were leaning against the nurse's station, your forehead against the cold plastic of a clipboard, when a paper bag fell onto the counter next to you.
"Blessing from the day shift," Jack's voice pulled you out of your dissociative state. "Someone’s family sent in a tray of gourmet sandwiches before they left. I managed to snag a couple before the residents tore through them like locusts."

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your camera roll if you were dating jack abbot
when jack doesn't slap your butt.
content warning: jack abbot x gn!reader. no use of y/n. fluff!!!! reader is referred to as 'bunny' once. word count: 0.4k.
"so, you hate me?" you ask, straightening up as jack walks right past you in the kitchen. you were bent down to get something from the cabinet beneath the sink — he walked right behind you... and didn't slap your butt.
not even a soft pat.
that obviously means your boyfriend hates you.
because not once since you've been going out, for a good chunk of months now, had this man walked past you and did not slap your ass. every single time. washing the dishes? slap. making dinner? slap. sweeping? slap. drinking water? slap. if you two were simply hanging out on the couch, the moment you stand up, slap. jack is simply obsessed with your ass, and it shows. sometimes even in public — those were obviously less of a slap and more of a gentle pat. like he just needed to put his hands on you, and somehow, it always on your butt.
jack stops mid step, turning around to face you. his handsome, wrinkled face has confused written all over it. "what?"
"you didn't slap my butt," you say, as if it's obvious. "you hate me."
"sweetheart—"
"you don't love me anymore!" you cut him off dramatically, throwing your arm up like a damsel in distress.
jack watches you, trying to figure out if you're serious or not. when he catches that slight tilt of your lips, he huffs out a chuckle, shaking his head. he walks back into the kitchen with that slow gait that makes you weak in the knees. because he knows the effect he has on you.
"i hate you, mhm?" jack says when he's close enough, trapping you between his body and the counter behind you. your heart picks up the pace, but you're not gonna let him throw you off just yet.
you tilt your chin up defiantly, crossing your arms over your chest. "yes, you do—" now, you're the one being cut off. by his lips.
jack grabs your jaw with one of his big hands, bringing you to his lips so he can devour you. his kiss is demanding, his tongue licking the seam of his lips. his other hand trails down your body, down to you hip. he grabs your ass, squeezing the flesh there. you melt against him, all that defiance leaving your body.
the bastard laughs into the kiss when you moan softly at his handling, his other hand going down to grab at your ass, too. he's rough, and you yelp against his lips when jack smacks your ass-cheek. "ouch,"
"you asked for it, bunny," he says, kissing down your neck.
Midday vacation nap/cuddlefuck w jackie in your luxury hotel room!! Escaping the beach heat for a little loving before getting ready for fancy dinner
ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME??????
he knows that the heat is a lot for you and he wants you to be well rested... obviously the perfect solution is a face-to-face cuddlefuck in the hotel, with the ac blasting and him completely tuckering you out <3
this is so perfect me when ill start sobbing me when?????
Husband! Sammy Bryant dealing with his horny drunk wife <3
MDNI 18+
warnings: intox, oral (f receiving), afab, a lot of whining lol, not read over srry <3
You’re whining into his neck, his big rough hands settled on your hips as you shove your face deeper into his freckled skin. He’s still in uniform, having picked you up from the bar after you called him tipsy and giggling and he came and took you home.
“Js’ call in” you whisper into his neck, slipping your skirt down your legs, your sticky panties following. “You know I can’t angel” he grunts lowly, hands squeezing at your bare flesh and his eyes fluttering shut as you kiss his neck.
“Sammy” you whine, falling back onto the bed and crawling up to the pillows as he watches you. You let your legs fall apart slowly, sticky wet pussy glimmering in the dim lighting of your shared home.
Sammy lets out a deep sigh, hand moving down to adjust his stiffening cock in his pants. “Baby.” he says sternly, “this isn’t fair.” He watches as you lower your left hand down, toying with your clit and your pretty wedding ring catching on the light.
“Just want my husband cock, s’ that so bad” you pout, big doe eyes blinking up at him. “You know I gotta get bac..” he trails off, his eyes glazing over as he stumbles towards you a bit. “You don’t want me anymore Sammy? That it?” You whine, finger pumping inside you.
His big hand is moving over his budge in his pants. “You know that ain’t it.” He growls, the walkie on his side beeping a loud crunchy ‘BRYANT’ as he curses. “I really do gotta go angel” he says lowering himself onto his on knees, pulling you to the edge of the bed by your sides.
He spits a couple times on your pussy as you gasp, watching it run down and coat your folds before he leans in and attaches his mouth to you, slurping it back up. He growls loudly into your cunt as you tug on his hair, his walkie still barking his name before he pulls away. “There, that should hold you over till m’ back hm?”
He leans over you, kissing you roughly before pulling back and then kissing you once more sweetly. “I love you, I’ll be back as soon as I get off” he knows you’ll be sleeping by the time he gets home, but that small taste of your cunt is enough to keep him going for a lifetime.
You whine as he pulls away, sleep already prominent in your voice and he chuckles, adjusting his pants one more time before leaving the house and locking the door.
Venomous // NSFW Leon Kennedy x fem! reader
Summary: An attack during an attack leaves Leon injured and increasingly delirious. After extraction, he’s whisked away, and nobody’s fucking telling you what’s going on. Finally, you get a phone call. It changes everything.
WC: ~5k
CW: NSFW, like REALLY NSFW, you and Leon are partnered DSO agents, Leon is injured, fuck or die, sex pollen, sex venom, shaky safety practices, no use of y/n, no mention of ages, first time (together), friends to lovers, technically coworkers to lovers, handjob, unprotected p in v, creampies, multiple orgasms (Leon), he's a hopeless romantic at heart, happy ending
Notes: MINORS DNI
“You say you saw the suits.”
“Yeah, in passing.”
“You didn’t think they were important?”
“It’s a fucking lab. Labs are rife with hazmat suits. We’ve never had to equip them before.”
“There were warnings posted all over the exit.”
“There were zombies all up on our ass.”
The splattering offspray from Leon’s last-minute shot paints your back like a gory Jackson Pollock. The infected hits the floor, tripping two more.
It would be more helpful if there weren’t about a thousand of them closing in.
You’re running side by side with Leon, shoes eating up the sterile white floors, trying to divine an exit through the branching arteries of the lab. He has to veto a turn into a side hall when more shambling figures lunge forward; he grabs your arm to tug you away with him, but it’s an unnecessary precaution. You’ve already matched his footwork.
He glances behind as you run.
“Where the fuck are they coming from?”
You’d like to fucking know.
“And why are they all runners?”

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My month late contribution to the twins at the carousel trend thing. The literal twins. Little Julia is so cute oh my gosh
Don’t be fooled though I hate animating expect no more of this
☼︎ 1.5 k celebration fic for... sammy bryant ☼︎ based on these asks ☼︎
summary ☼︎ after getting cheated on and treated as if he was terrible in bed, your boyfriend sammy has no idea just how good he always makes you feel. how do you remedy that? by having him tell you how good he is while you ride him of course!
cw ☼︎ afab!reader, talks of insecurities/infidelity, established relationship, reassurance af! dry humping for like a second, kissing :3, reverse cowgirl, unprotected p in v, creampie heals all
wc ☼︎ 1.2 k
the first time you and sammy had sex, you thought him asking you "that feel good?" or "is this okay?" repeatedly was just him learning your body. but at three months into the relationship and he's still acting surprised you even want to be intimate with him, you know it's more than that.
dirty thoughts
── .✦ Clark Kent x fem!reader
You’ll be in the office, talking to him about this article or that, and the entire time he's just remembering the way you felt under him last night, how your eyes rolled back, how your nails scratched his shoulder blades raw.
His eyes move to your lips, and he can almost hear how you'd moaned his name, the way your labored breath had fanned right into his ear, and the way you’d gasped as he angled his hips so his cock pressed against your g-spot.
Your voice becomes background noise as he remembers how good you'd felt around him. Your warm, tight walls wet as they squeezed his cock, sucking him in, trying to keep him deep in you. And the sounds of it. The wet, obscene squelching combined with the rhythmic slapping of his hips meeting yours...
He's hard before he knows it.
“Clark, are you listening to me?”
Your voice snaps him back to the present moment, back to the bullpen, back to you with your arms crossed and a frown between your eyebrows.
He turns red when he realizes he'd zoned out. “Uh,” he says stupidly, blinking at you. “Sorry. Just...”
“You’re not paying attention,” you accuse, pouting.
“I’m sorry,” he says again, cheeks turning pink. “I just…it’s —” hard. No, let’s not use that word. “— it’s difficult for me to pay attention sometimes. My mind just sort of…goes away.”
“Away where?” you ask, the furrow between your eyebrows deepening.
Clark exhales thickly and glances around to make sure no one is close enough to hear what he’s about to say. “I just can’t stop thinking about…last night.”
He hears the tiny hitch in your breath. “You - you’re really thinking about us having sex right now? I’m talking about something extremely important to my career and you’re just ignoring me, thinking about —?”
Clark gently grabs your upper arms and pulls you a little closer to calm you. “Baby, baby. I’m not ignoring you. It’s not that I’m ignoring you. You just look so beautiful when you’re inspired and determined, and it’s…well, I am just a man.”
You huff, arms still tightly crossed over your chest. “You’re not just a man,” you mumble.
“I am just a man with needs and desires,” he insists. “I’m just Clark Kent in love with you. And everything about you…And, yes, that includes your perfect body.”
That earns him a little reluctant smile from you that you try to hide. “Clark.” Your voice is quiet and firm, an obvious warning, but he can tell he’s getting to you.
“It’s not my fault you’re gorgeous,” he says lowly, leaning a little closer, the warm desire in his lower abdomen starting to build. “Not my fault you have such a beautiful face, and a perfect shape, and the sweetest pussy,” he whispers into your ear.
He feels you shiver and God, now he has to drag you into the office bathroom to fuck you if he wants to be able to focus for the rest of the day.
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oh to cook for jack in a teensy pair of shorts and a tank top. hair in a claw clip and jewelry clinking as you flit across the kitchen.
he's perched on his favorite stool, one leg sticking out, thighs spread. just watching. there's something very carnal that possesses him when his beautiful girl cooks for him.
it's one thing to come home from work to find a covered glass plate filled with his favorites; bacon and three sunny-side up eggs. but it's another thing entirely to see you making it, humming and tapping your nails against the granite countertop he installed for you last month and waiting for his food to be perfection.
it has him chubbing up in his cargos, a soft whistle leaving his lips to grab your attention. turning to face him in interest, and he's just squinting his eyes and smirking, motioning you over with a crook of his pointer finger, "c'mere."
holding your hips as you stand in between his legs, your hands perched on his broad shoulders as you smile. his broad palms dragging from your hips, to the sides of your ass, to the soft fullness of it. fingers spreading, your plump cotton shorts divoting in between each of his thick fingers. he's smiling up at you, that cocky jack abbot look that always gets him what he wants... or into trouble with the right girl.
"smells so good, 'm starving" as he nuzzles into your chest, stubble prickling through the thin fabric of your tank. and suddenly you don't know if he means the food or you.
I love how we, as a fandom, collectively decided that every single one of Shawn Hatosy character is an enthusiastic pussy eater.

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+18 mdni / andrew pope cody smut
Pope Cody reassures himself that you love him in a way that works for him. wc 800+
You have been dating Pope for a few months, almost half a year now actually. Yet, Pope still struggles to believe the absolute fact that such a gorgeous and amazing girl loves him with all her heart and soul.
He can't really figure out what you see in him, no matter how many times you've told and shown how much you love him—he is still unconvinced that he's worthy of your heart.
But somehow, Pope has found a way to reassure himself that you do.
It just came up out of the blue when he's sitting up on your shared bed, his hands wrapped on the sides of your waist, guiding your body to swallow every inch of his cock in your pussy.
dex's morning routine — with a twist!
usually, he'd wake up at six on the dot, but that's before. now, it's maybe a quarter past seven when he shoves at you again, gentle. he'd be stressed if it was anything else, but your touch, your presence is enough to distract him. your eyes are still closed, and you swing a leg over his again—his hand comes up instantly, thumb smoothing over the skin just by the hem of your sleep shorts—and you drag your mouth down his neck.
"baby," he groans, and you sigh into his skin, it's too early. he resorts to pleading. "i need to get up, i'm sorry, i love you—"
"if you really loved me, you'd stay in bed with me," you grumble, shifting your leg so his fingers slip under the fabric. tempting. he wants to take the bait, he almost does—and then he slides your leg off, slips out from where your head is on his chest (there's a sticky patch right across his pecs where you drooled in your sleep; for someone who moves around a lot at night you sure do attach yourself to him securely) and pats you once on the shoulder like a work colleague before he sits up on the edge of the bed, back to you. you almost start crying before the broad expanse of his (clothed, unfortunately) back shifts your attention from loss of boyfriend to need to bite, yum.
when he stands up, stretching, the joints of his back crack like mini gunshots. you roll over and swat his ass, and he yelps at the contact, the sound tumbling out unbidden before he can stop it. you snicker, slightly more awake than before, and he turns around to glare down at you before it melts into something softer, more besotted. gorgeous, he murmurs. you don't know what he's seeing in you right now, messy and sleep-deprived, but you won't question it. not when he looks at you like that.
dex tugs off his shirt, grimacing as it separates slowly from his skin, and stumbles into the bathroom, still rubbing at his eyes. you take the loss and follow him, zoning out against the door frame as he takes care of his business, before sitting down on the closed toilet seat. from here, you get a remarkable view of both his back and front, all of his rippling muscle as he brushes his teeth and shaves. you brush yours too, if only so that you can scam a quick make out from him. he kisses you hungrily, hands grabbing at your hips, breath hitching when you drag your nails down his abs. he tastes too much like mint and not enough like him but you're too far gone to care. this time, he's the one trying to keep you a moment longer, chasing your lips and giving you the best puppy eyes he can muster when his eyes are glazed over and his lips are all pink and swollen. and then he pretends that none of this phased him and goes on his merry way like you didn't just readjust the axis of his world with your hands alone.
breakfast is much of the same, stealing kisses from him where he stands at the stove between sips of coffee while he complains about you not allowing him to focus completely on the eggs. you watch him fondly; he's such a good househusband when he's not out killing people. but no one's perfect, right?
halfway through his workout, you finally win him over; he abandons all pretenses and lets you kiss him silly right there on the floor, acting like this isn't what he's been waiting for the whole time.
for those of you concerned about my disappearance: it's really hard to write fanfiction because i'm watching criminal minds rn (started ~10 days ago?) and im on s3 and spencer reid makes my 🅱️enis hard so i can't think of much else. with that being said, requests are still open, reblogs are welcome, etc! 624 words iloveyoudex