A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, āYou look like the kind of guy who wouldnāt go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tamponsā and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes
My dad once called another guy āsomeone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a manā
I like your dad already
one time my dadās boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss saidĀ āiāve never changed a diaper in my lifeā really proudly and my dad respondedĀ āiād be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husbandā
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