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why is he looking at me like its my fault?? ur the one on the ice lil bro

I cannot with these guys and their Heights. I am 5'10" I dare you to stand back to back with me Denver Barkey we will solve this fair and square. I will put my hand across our tops of heads and we will see which way it slants

as someone who met him yet again yesterday…he definitely didnt grow anymore….

Hear me out I love the team toy aspect I've seen from a few fics but they're all omega/alpha stuff and I just truly want Luca passed around like a blunt without having to deal with the slick talk man I want them spitting in their palms and on his hole to make it work I want him going from team mate to team mate before a game, one wants a kiss one wants him on their lap snuggling, ones fucking him against a wall, Barrett likes a blowjob while he's getting his gear on while Harris watches, idk why but i feel like Wyatt would absolutely edge him crazy style until someone else decides actually he can't come before they play he has to wait and oh no, he plays better?? New rule. Shane and Ilysas favourite routine is after a game where they take him into the showers after everyone else has finished with him and they clean him up and they coo at how over sensitive he is and they take him home because he might be the team's stress relief but he is THEIR puppy oh my godddd

hollanov are actually trapped in luca's psychosexual torment nexus which he has carefully orchestrated so that they think they're the ones doing it to him

au where luca is hollanovs controversially young bf…..

but like in a sugar baby way