Yi City Random Moments (TGCF Crossover Pt 5 Final)
Song Lan: *running around flailing arms* Get them off of me!
Xiao Xingchen: *worried* Song Lan? What's happening?
Xue Yang: *literally rolling on the ground laughing* Something amazing.
Xie Lian: *flinches slightly* San Lang may have covered your friend in his wraith butterflies.
Xiao Xingchen: Why do I feel like that sounds prettier than it actually is?
Song Lan: *screams* They're biting me!
Hua Cheng: *calmly* They don't bite, they slice.
Xiao Xingchen: *to Xie Lian* Can you stop him, please?
Xie Lian: *frowns slightly* Did you really sleep with someone other than Xue Yang?
Xiao Xingchen: IT WAS ONE TIME!!!!
Song Lan: *Screams louder* Make them stop!
Xue Yang: *laughs hysterically*
Hua Cheng: *icy calmness* Please don't yell at my Gege.
Xiao Xingchen: *takes a deep breath* I'm sorry, Xie Lian.
Xie Lian: It's fine I guess *frowns* but how could you cheat on Xue Yang after everything you two went through?
Xiao Xingchen: *frowns in confusion* Xue Yang and I weren't together at the time. It happened in between when I was trying to bring him in for his crimes.
Xie Lian: *frown deepens* Then why is Xue Yang so upset?
Xue Yang: *pause in laughter* Because he lied to me about it.
Xie Lian: *tilts head* Why did you lie about it?
Xiao Xingchen: *sighs* I truly think people underestimate how much Xue Yang hates Song Lan.
Xue Yang: *laughing* Loathes.
Xie Lian: *nods. Looks at Xue Yang* I think I'm beginning to understand.
Xiao Xingchen: Given this additional information, Hua Cheng, will you please stop slicing Song Lan?
Hua Cheng: *shrugs* Since you asked nicely, alright.
Xiao Xingchen: 😒 I feel like that was too easy.
Hua Cheng: 😈
Xie Lian: San Lang, what are you doing?
Hua Cheng: I'm not doing anything, Gege.
Song Lan: *out of breath, covered in cuts* I hate you both.
Xue Yang: *scowls* I wish you were still covered in those butterflies.
Song Lan : What the hell! *begins to run again* NO!
Xiao Xingchen: What's happening? Hua Cheng, I thought you said you called them off.
Xie Lian: Well... He didn't lie about that.
Hua Cheng: But I may have given Xue Yang control over my wraith butterflies for the next 24 hours. *looks at Xiao Xingchen* You still lied to Xue Yang about it, Xiao Xingchen.
Xue Yang: *laughs maniacally* I am so going to abuse this.
Song Lan: Xingchen, get your psycho boyfriend!
Xiao Xingchen: Xue Yang!
Xue Yang: *pouts* Oh, come on babe. It's not like I'm gonna kill him.
Xiao Xingchen: *bites lip hesitantly and sighs* Promise?
Xue Yang: For you? Yes.
Xiao Xingchen: *smiles softly* Fine, just try not to hurt him too badly. *firmly* But you have to go two days without doing anything to him.
Song Lan: What?!
Xue Yang: *frowns* 12 hours.
Xiao Xingchen: 36.
Xue Yang: 1 day, but I want candy and we have very loud sex where he can hear it.
Song Lan: *still running* Seriously?!
Xiao Xingchen: Deal. *smiles* See? Compromise.
Xue Yang: *grins* Love you.
Xiao Xingchen: Love you, too.
Song Lan: You cannot convince me that this isn't Stockholm! *butterflies cut deeper* STOP IT!!!
Xie Lian: *to Hua Cheng* This is incredibly unhealthy, yet they actually seem happy.
Hua Cheng: *shrugs* It works for them. *hugs Xie Lian* Someone other than me is wreaking havoc. I get to spend time with you, AND we get a show. *kisses his Gege* Best Vacation Ever 😌.













