Louis Reading Danmei

has anyone pointed out the clock in the background always showing 9:30 in every single scene ever yet. like throughout the musical. they're all stuck, quite literally, forever. this world is not moving forward.

i feel like the people aren’t crazy enough about bill woodward. he’s the most boring man alive. he’s divorced. he loves mamma mia. he doesn’t like his daughter’s stoner girlfriend. he’s gonna kick ted’s head. he drinks a shirley temple during the end of the world in case they need a designated driver. he spent like 100 dollars trying to win a carnival game so he can get a lame ass stuffed animal for his teenage daughter because she’s mad he dropped her phone. he loves his daughter so much he also has no idea how anything works. he’s paul’s best friend. he’s a little bit of a bitch sometimes. he gets a caramel frappe every day. he has genuinely one of the most gut-wrenching deaths in the entire starkid universe. he’s played by corey dorris what more do you people want.

every hatchetfield project has a background character named rollerskate guy with 2 lines of spoken dialogue and 3 total minutes of screentime comprised solely of him rollerskating across stage and flipping off the main characters, and then theyll announce a spin off called rollerama where rollerskate guy is eaten alive by an eldritch god as consequence for his hubristic desire to be the best skater in hatchetfield (his father left after he lost his first skating competition and he's been chasing his approval ever since). rollerskate guy is played by joey richter.

Best part about the new TWDLM is that Bill, Charlotte and Ted actually get to pop out of trash cans

the way they’re visually letting emma’s hair come apart throughout the show… she starts with it all up, at the end of act 2 it’s billowing behind her head still holding on, during the almost kiss the lower half is almost completely down… it’s literally moving closer and closer to the way it is during inevitable, which is also the way it is during the opening number… lauren lopez when i catch you!!!

love how they released tgwdlm on a major holiday. the first was xmas eve, this one was 4th of july. screw america, TGWDLMR DAY

Best part about the new TWDLM is that Bill, Charlotte and Ted actually get to pop out of trash cans

mariah’s not your seed in the proshot… fucking chills. she’s a performer. and the way she knows alice as a character and the show overall now… phenomenal.

in a way john watson is a fantasy (what if you had this brilliant enigmatic friend and what if he liked you in particular and what if he offered you the excitement of youth and adventures and a way out of boring society life and all without having to actually give up your status as a gentleman so you could have the best of both worlds) and in a way sherlock holmes is a fantasy (what if someone never got tired of you despite your various strange habits and mood swings and instead of simply tolerating you they genuinely liked you and what if you didn’t have to live alone forever and what if you never had to give up doing the things you love) and of course there’s the most fantastical part of it all (what if you could afford london housing prices)

Sherlock Holmes is the funniest case of “doomed by the narrative” ever. Doomed by the narrative and destined to die young bc the creator hated him, and then the fans literally bullied him into un-dooming the narrative, writing about him for another thirty years, and giving the character a canonical happy ending where he retires to the countryside and keeps bees. Funniest shit ever.