what a feeling.

You really think that?

Well, yeah. I don’t see the hype with those movies, especially after the first one.

Or as I like to call it: the 23rd, Louis Tomlinson’s birthday, and Christmas.

“Would it be alright to go into hiding for the entire break? I really don’t feel like getting another lecture today.”

Lecture? Did you break your mum’s window with a baseball or somethin’?

Merry Christmas everyone! I hope everything is amazing for you today. It’s downtime with the family today. Wishing all my girls the very best always. Running around with 18 kids is something, love the family. 

Eighteen kids? Damn, I thought my mum had a lot.

Do you eat them afterwards? I thought some people just threw them away.. I kind of wish I had one to eat, to be honest. Do you think they’re like, half off now?

This Christmas is such a blur. Maybe that’s because I was mostly drunk during the whole day.

Hey, man, celebrate how you want.. that’s what I always say.

I want to go clubbing so badly.

Go. You’re old enough, aren’t ‘ya?

I think the best part of my Christmas was my parents surprising me with my beloved grandparents. My Oma had been sick for awhile, but since she’s gotten better, her and my Opa made the trip over. Which was the best gift of the holidays for me. Listening to my grandfather tell the story of how our family came to Canada from Germany, the long treacherous journey they had to make, and how they had to leave some behind was totally humbling for myself. Like, just to think that I have the blood of these brave, undercover heroes running through my veins makes me so proud to have came from these people. It also reminds me that I really need to get back to my roots in Germany and visit some family that I haven’t seen in awhile. Anyways, I hope everyone’s Christmas was lovely, I know mine was. 

Sounds lovely, glad to hear that you had a good Christmas and a little story time.

I usually try to watch what I eat but I have been stuffing my face for the past few days and I don’t regret a thing. I’m going to have to hit the gym soon but it’s totally worth it. I can’t believe I forgot how much I love my mom’s home cooked meals. 

How could you forget? It’s one of the best things about being home.

Damn. Did you buy them anything?

Never heard of the second song..

You’re right, it is pretty lame, but I won’t judge you.

Who ever has given me this flu, I hate you! Not only did I spend most of yesterday sneezing every two minutes, I’m like a flipping radiator today and burnin’ up. I’m literally living off pain killers and medicine right now.

Wasn’t me, dude.. but stay far away.

“I was out the other day in LA and I went to Starbucks to get my morning starbucks fix and of course with my accent someone asked me if I was from One Direction and how my break was going. She was disappointed when I said I’m from The Wanted.”

Yeah, I would be.

They all sound like shit, man.

How do fish get high? Seaweed. Ok I’m sorry that was just embarrassing. Look I’m a musician and not a stand up comic for a reason. I tried though, where’s my gold star?

I kind of liked it, though.. better than Harry’s jokes.