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Him: What’s your favorite color?

Me: Lol, pink.

Him: Is that the same color as your panties?

Me:

Me: A little stressful can’t wait to get home and relax.

Him: awww you need some dick to relax babe.

Me: I like to knit

Him: why don’t you knit on this dick

Me:

Me: Just did laundry, tired af now.

Him: You deserve some dick for that right?

Me: I’m washing dishes

Him: damn…wish I could bend you over the sink

(Someone really told me this)

Me: laying down

Him: without me?

Me:

Me: I’m having dinner

Him: Damn, I bet that mouth good, huh?? 😏

Me:

Me: About to take a shower

Him: Let me get in with you

Me: Chillin

Nigs: I got something you can do 😉😜

Me:

Me: nothing much, watching netflix

Lame: you wanna netflix and chill

Me: watching tv

Dumb ass nigga: Do you wanna watch a volcano erupt

Me: Nigga what

Dumb ass Nigga: *sends a video of him jacking and coming*

Me:

Me: About to drink something.

Him: *sends dick pic* You can drink from my straw😏

Me: At work. Tbh I have free time so I’m actually exercising a little in my office 😂

Him: I got a lot of energy today too if you wanna come thru lol

Me:

Me: “On my way to work “

Him: “I got some work for you”

Me:

him: I got an iron giant you could be playing with

me:

Me: Eating

Lame Nigga: D’you know what I’d love to eat right now?😏

Me:

Me: bout to make some food

Lame niggah: you going to save some for me

Me:

Lame nigga: I wanna eat your ass

Me:

HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

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