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jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

omg finally

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i asked the alethiometer and it said ☼☼☼, 🍎 🍎, 𝚨𝛀 𝚨𝛀, 🕯🕯🕯, ⚗️⚗️⚗️, 🐜, 🍎, 𓆈𓆈

the new noah kahan album really has it all: daddy issues, mommy issues, sibling issues, ex-friend issues, small town issues, substance abuse, justin vernon backing vocals, avoidant attachment, religious trauma, survivor’s guilt, caregiver fatigue, hatred of cybertrucks,

and its so relatable noah kahan i hate you stop making me sob

Commenting "may this type of love never find me" under your high school classmates engagement photos