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Dante: Don't underestimate Vergil. He's incredibly fast.
Nero: How fast can he be, he's like 42?
Vergil, Heelies at them:
Dante and Nero: SHIT!
Demons(you).me: Chapter 9 - Schrödinger's Eva
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Summary:
In a city controlled by the generally altered race of Demons, Ladyâs life as a mercenary on the lower floor was never easy. Especially when she ran into Dante. A demon on the hunt for his missing brother.
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Fandom: Devil May Cry
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Characters: Vergil, Lady, Dante
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Chapter 9:
At the loud clunk of a bottle rolling out the bottom of a vending machine, Dante mindlessly squatted down and reached a hand under the dark flap.
The glass was ice cold to the touch beneath his fingertips; wet too - dripping with water droplets that uncomfortably ran down his hand. Water condensing under the warmth of his flesh. Just what he needed right now. A good kick to the senses.
God, he felt so numb.
The walk here had done little too soothe him. No, it had just given him more time to think, when he just wanted to do the exact opposite. It had been a constant battle of trying to keep his mind empty, free of any stray thought, while also trying not to get run over by cars. Something that turned out to be pretty damn hard!
Dante pushed himself back up off the ground, using the colourful vending machine as a support. He didnât even attempt to find a bottle opener. Instead opting to just rip the mettle topper off with his bare hands. Bottle plugged to his mouth in his next breath and letting the freezing liquid pour into his system. He couldnât bring himself to stop. It kept coming; as he chugged, chugged and chugged, until his body could take no more - practically on the verge of asphyxiation when his lips finally left the bottle.
âFuck, that was good!â He coughed out, voice raspy. Falling back against the vending machine with a thump. The young man allowed himself a few moments to breath, before glancing back at the bottle. Heâd managed to down at least 3/4âs of the bottle in one foul swoop. He had to smile a little at that, a new record for him. Might as well finish you off then, shouldnât I?
And so he did. This time thankfully not almost suffocating himself.
Done with the bottle, he dumped into into a nearby, green ringed recycling hole beside the machine. Lighting up happily when he did so, as he moved to order another beer from the vending machineâs display.
"Attention all travellers! Due to a on-going police incident, all trains from 11pm onwards have been cancelled, as this floor will be placed under immediate lockdown for the foreseeable future. It is advised travellers either find suitable residence for the night, or board any of the remaining trains currently platformed. Thank you for your patience. Glory be to our Emperor!â
The peppy tannoy announcement quickly faded away, soon replaced by the starting of a tacky hip-hop beat in its place leaking out of the small rooms speakers. Dante sighed and shook his head at the announcement. Walking over to a small steel counter and bar stool by the large glass window, new bottle in hand.
It made sense theyâd be closing off the area. Although Dante hadnât exactly counted on them being so quick about it. The police were far less efficient than his people were at dealing with stuff. Although, murdering a bunch of people right next to some of the wealthiest of humans in the city, probably send a rocket up the arse of much the bureaucracy that normally held them back.
Mustâve been quiet the pandemonium back at the party . All those corporate folks clutching their pearls and fainting... W hat I would have given to seen that! Dante chuckled to himself at the thought. Taking another swing of his beer. Guess those poor guys down there will work for now.
Blue eyes focused down on the hectic platform bellow. The last stragglers of the floorâs night-life battled each-other over the nearby ticket hurdles in a mad crush. Although there was a particularly amusing group of what looked to be a dozen bachelors, bent over backwards forming a makeshift stairwell over the tall barrier for their groom to walk up. It obviously failed of course. The guy lost his balance and ended up going crashing to the ground on top of his friends, but they all seemed to be having a laugh at least.
The platform itself was no better. People sprinted down towards the trains like they were getting onto the last life-boats of the titanic. Cramming tight into the trains like fish in sardine cans. Clearly he wasnât going to be sitting on the way back it seemed. Great.
For what should have felt like a clean victory tonight, really was starting to feel like the complete opposite. Yeah, their big family secret was now as good as dead and buried now (if Augustus was holding up his end of the bargain), and they could return back home finally. But, what would even be awaiting them there now when this adventure was over? Lady sure wouldnât. Sheâd be stuck back down here. Where they could only - what? Visit her whenever they were given a new assignment? Ugh, Dante wasnât even starting to miss them. How much pleasure had he gotten from being able to do his own thing down here? It was amazing feeling, not having every mission strictly chosen for him by mother dispatchâs hand-
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Demons(you).me: Chapter 8 - The Cult of Fortunaâs charity event (Part 2)
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Summary:
In a city controlled by the generally altered race of Demons, Ladyâs life as a mercenary on the lower floor was never easy. Especially when she ran into Dante. A demon on the hunt for his missing brother.
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Fandom: Devil May Cry
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Characters: Vergil, Lady, Dante, Trish
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Chapter 8:
âWho are you?!
The doppelgĂ€nger of Eva raised an eyebrow in confusion at his hysteria. âOne of your kind?â She said, like it was the most obvious thing in the world. "Iâm on your side, so calm yourself."
Wait, she sees herself as a demon? Great, that totally didnât soothe Danteâs fears! In fact the complete opposite. Only bringing forth more questions than answers in his already overworked mind.
âS-Sorry. I, uh didnât expect to see anotherâŠâ He gulped for the words. "Another one of us down here.â He said shakily, lowering his sword, yet still not letting go of it completely. Playing along seemed like the best option right now in Danteâs mind. Freaking out, as reasonable as it was, wasnât going to get him anywhere with this.âWhy are you here then?"
âI would think the reason is pretty obvious, given that they are currently sitting around us.â The doppelgĂ€nger gestured to the limp bodies of the leaders.  âDispatch sent me to deal with these lunatics, and so I have. Though, how very thoughtful of them to send me a backup just in case~ Youâre a damn good fighter, and I like that in an assistant."
âDispatch?â So the demonic military had been looking into taking out the Cult of Fortuna as well then? Eh, not too big of a surprise. It was always gonna be a matter of time. At least on the upside, theyâd saved him a job by pulling their âdisappearingâ act on them here and now. âOh right, dispatch! Yeah, they didnât tell me anything about you being here. So hence, uh⊠all that-â
âIts fine, all is forgiven.â She cut in briskly, waving him off. Clearly holding no resentment at least. âThey were probably trying to protect my identity. It's hard to put up a decent front if you know who you can trust!â
âTrueâ Dante responded, somewhat detached; weakly leaning back against the solid wall behind him. In truth, he barely processed her words, too unsettled by the tone of her voice, that gentle yet smug smile not too dissimilar to his own⊠it was all too uncanny.
Ugh, this is so weird! He whined to himself, rubbing the bridge of his nose tiredly. Why couldnât she just be a clone of Lady? At least sheâd have another pretty sister if that were the case! Maybe a little more murderous, but I could work with that-
A chorus of radio chatter spat its way out of the busted helmet. Easily startling the two of them, as they quickly turned their heads towards the sound. The thick static it emanated, made it far too hard to make out exactly what was being said. But if Dante had to guess just by how many voices were overlapping each other whenever it did get audible, the situation sounded quite hectic.
âSeems like security just found out about our little play session." Gloria commented, glancing over her shoulder towards the open door. The sound of a stampede of feet bashing against laminate sounding in the distance. She sighed, shaking her head. âAnd here I thought Agnus would be a slower runner.â
âHang on, you didnât kill all of them?!â Dante yelled in surprise. This wasnât good at all. How the hell were they going to make good on their deal with Augustus if they hadnât cut off all the hydraâs heads? (Maybe a bit too literally in the unfortunate case of the guy near to Dante.) God, Vergil was going to have his guts for thisâŠ
âI dealt with who I was ordered to deal with. Weâll leave it at that.â The woman in white said ominously, turning her back on him and heading towards the door.
âRight. Totally not the short and simple way of saying you fucked up!â Dante scoffed, unbelieving.
âOh, I couldâve killed him if I wanted.â Gloria reassured him confidently. Throwing her gilded blade up into the air playfully and catching it again stylishly. âWe need to get moving.â
She left the room. Leaving Dante to on hurry after her begrudgingly; his bold red half-cape billowing behind him.
Demons(you).me: Chapter 7 - The Cult of Fortunaâs charity event (Part 1)
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Summary:
In a city controlled by the generally altered race of Demons, Lady's life as a mercenary on the lower floor was never easy. Especially when she ran into Dante. A demon on the hunt for his missing brother.
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Fandom: Devil May Cry
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Characters: Vergil, Lady, Dante, Agnus, Sanctus, Gloria..
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Chapter 7:
âAre you sure this is going to work?â Vergil muttered under his breath to his companion.
âI donât see why it wouldnât.â Lady responded, equally quietly. Maintain a cool composure as the two of them were hurried along by an elegant receptionist striding ahead of them. Chatting idly into her earpiece and nodding to herself, as she wordlessly gestured with her tablet for the pair to go around another corner. Guiding them deeper and deeper into the grand building. âHey look! Security is up ahead.â
âThat it is.â Vergil remarked absently, as the group approached a group of well armed men standing guard outside a pair of large, blackout glass doors. Trying his best to calm his racing heart, and shut down any panic that dared to enter his mind in that moment.
Truth be told, this kind of situation was completely foreign to him. For one, he didnât have Yamato on him. His ultimate safety net was left abandoned in Ladyâs apartment after a heated debate between the two of them. Lady only won in the end by a small margin, through appealing to his logical thought process. Pointing out, as she had so crudely put it: âWhere the hell are we supposed to hide it then?! Are you going to shove it up your ass or something?"
So he was weaponless. Just the thing he needed when he was diving head first into the belly of the beast. At least Lady had a weapon on her, as far as he knew. Not.. that he had seen its exact whereabouts for himself. He did have an inkling of an idea where it might be located. But the thought alone set his face alight with shame. It would be completely unfitting of him to ask her what lay beneath her dress-
âExcuse me, sir!â A deep, robotic voice barked. Snapping Vergil back to reality. He found himself standing before one of the armoured guards, dressed in a peculiar white and gold combination. An old-fashioned crest branded on their chest. "Could I have your identification and ticket please? Your partner has already handed her one over.â
âOf course.â To have to pretend to be somebody else, right to an enemiesâ face, was a daunting task for anyone. Let alone one that was already an uninvited guest in this place. Vergil felt incredibly exposed in that moment, as he reached into the pocket of his leafy-coloured suit. Grabbing for what he knew would be empty air in his pocket. The guard watched on expectantly, his fingers coming to rest on the trigger of his white rifle the longer he took. Of course, failure was going to come to them before they even got inside!

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