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"Please, your idea of magic sounds like the kind clowns would use. Because you're a clown."

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"Nihilism is fun. Once you realize that life has no meaning, you can just come up with your own meaning."
"Oh, jeez, Aubrey. I'm feline like it's your time to go."
"Perhaps you're right. This is getting rather old..."
"Which is a sensation I'm sure you know all about."
"There was this film where animals decided they were tired of being exploited by humans, so to get even, humans basically became livestock to them."
"There was also this scene where they created a drug that could get people high on contact with someone else under the influence of that drug. That's the one thing that only exists in a work of fiction I want to be real."

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"Hey, Nancy, you wanna go out?"
"I literally tried to ask you out last week and you rejected me. I've moved on."
"Now if only I could gather the courage to ask Hugh Morris out..."
Sigh.
"You're not even a vampire and you suck."
"It's always vampires and demons with you lot, isn't it?"
"Bloody hell."
"Crappy jokes make for an excellent peace offering."
She's waiting for Julius to take the bait...
"You know, I think it's silly to ask if kissing your homies goodnight is gay. Any interaction can be gay if you put enough heart into it."
"Kid, you're going to cause more trouble than it's worth."
"You can't stop me from Skedaddle Skidoodling, old lady!"
"Old lady? I'm only 37!"

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"That's three whole versions of Aesen. One day I'm going to forget which one is which."
"What's the difference between a man who gives you a hickey and a man who can raise the dead?"
"One's a necromancer, the other's a neck romancer."
Send "Stop talking" for your muse to shut mine up by kissing them
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"Hm... it's been Sunday for a while over here, I think I'm allowed to rest my head upon a shoulder."
"I hate all four of those intruders equally. There's Trevor Belmont, Sypha Belnades, Alucard and..." She reads the smudged writing on her hand "Grit Dynasty?"

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When I'm in a lying competition and my opponent is Aubrey.
What does Aubrey see in a partner?
Considering there's a time period she was married and had kids, I'm just going to describe her husband from that time.
Mr. Foster (haven't come up with a first name), a kind, yet foolish man about three years her senior, managed to win her over with his persistence and loyalty towards her. He's stuck around despite her occasional mean streak and moral flip-flopping. She also finds his foolishness endearing. In terms of physical features, he had moderately curly brown hair and green eyes.
In other words, she appreciates everything she isn't: loyal, kind-hearted and kind of stupid when it comes to people. But she's also attracted to those unashamed to love who they love.