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Canon Movie!Thranduil: cold hearted, ruthless, dwarf-hating, commanding, bloodthirsty gay rat bastard with eyebrows too big to be human, Less Wise and More Dangerous(tm)

Fanon Thranduil:

Bard: That ship has sailed!!

Galadriel: *offended elf noises*

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Bard: I’m afraid you’ve missed the boat on that one!

Galadriel: *more offended elf noises*

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Bard: The cat’s out of the bag now.

Thranduil: Why was the cat in the bag to start with?

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Bard: You know what they say, curiosity killed the cat!

Thranduil: Is this the same cat that was in the bag? Is that why it died?

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Bard: Gonna burn that bridge when we get to it.

Thranduil: What? Why would you do that?

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Bard: Can everyone just turn over a new leaf, please? We all need to be on the same page, here!

Thranduil: Are we reading a book?

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Bard: I’ll add that to my bucket list.

Thranduil: Why do you have a list of buckets?

Bard: Uhm…

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Bard: Well, you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.

Thranduil: Perhaps YOU cannot…

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Bard: Yes, you’re my other half.

Thranduil: Other half of what?

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Bard: Has the cat got your tongue?

Thranduil: I thought the cat was dead? Or is this a new cat? Is there more than one cat?

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Bard: I don’t think you understand. I need you and Dain arguing like I need a hole in the head!

Thranduil: Why would you need that?

Bard: Yes, exactly.

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Bard: Alright, I know you both can barely be civil to each other, so, let’s start with the low hanging fruit.

Thranduil: I didn’t realize we were discussing food.

Bard: No.

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Bard: I’ll be honest, you guys have to meet me halfway, here!

Thranduil: But we’ve already met.

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Bard: I’m in stitches over here, oh my god.

Thranduil: You’re hurt?!

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Bard: I have miles to go before I sleep…

Elrond: I thought you were staying here for a week?

Bard: That’s not what I- never mind.

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Bard:: Look, can we all just not throw the baby out with the bathwater?

Thranduil: WHY WOULD WE DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

The Forging of the Rings of Power

(Under a cut because holy crud, this turned out long)

Swann-Pride’s happy!Silvergifting AU

OR

How Celebrimbor’s Wang Accidentally Saved Middle Earth (Seriously)