ᴍᴀᴛᴄʜsᴛɪᴄᴋ ɢɪʀʟ.

feel free to change the pronouns and things to fit your muse!

“it’s not a sacrifice, it’s an opportunity.”

“she’s a mother now. it’s her decision too.”

“we lost her.”

“i do have feelings. i’m your best friend, i’m your teacher, i’m your homie. hug it out!”

“it works better if you turn it on.”

“how can i be indispensable if no one knows i exist?”

“all you ever ask for is privacy these days!”

“you’re a romantic.”

“did that make you sad? that you couldn’t have children?”

“it’s to protect you from us, not us from you.”

“what’s your favorite thing about earth?”

“you completely blew me off! you didn’t return any of my messages!”

“you’re taller than i thought you’d be.”

“you’re meaner than i thought you’d be.”

“that’s not badass that’s a…bad person.”

“THIS IS MY LIFE!”

“she died giving birth to me.”

“people have been lying to me my entire life, which is whatever ‘cause people suck! they suck, they lie, they use you to get what they want and they just throw you away!”

“just because people have lied to you before, doesn’t mean i’m lying now.”

“i’m on a road trip with an insane person.”

“sorry, he doesn’t speak sarcasm.”

“is that your song?”

“but i do think you’re beautiful. you’re the most beautiful girl i’ve ever seen.”

“secondly, people don’t go around saying what they feel whenever they feel it. they have guards and shields and…other metaphors.”

“and if we all went around just declaring our innermost desires to the exact people we felt them for, then we might all end up…happy or something.”

“do you wanna kiss me?”

“i thought about you every day up there.”

“alright, let me be cynical for one second.”

“your heart’s too big.”

“you act like you hate the world so much, _____. but it’s all an act.”

“i didn’t get to choose where i was born. but i do get to choose where i die.”

“see you in the funny papers.”

“what was she like? my mother?”

“you’re the best mom i’ve never had.”

feel free to adjust the pronouns and things to fit your muse!

“how is it possible that you’re going to be crowned king next month? you’re just a baby!”

“they’re children! they’re innocent!”

“i feel so useless, misunderstood.”

“i’m just trying to teach you the thing that really counts, how to be mean.”

“you just find yourself a prince with a big castle, a mother-in-law wing and lots and lots of mirrors!”

“well, so much for my first impression.”

“i totally do not blame you for your mother trying to kill my parents and stuff.”

“it’s magic, it doesn’t have to look scary.”

“look at you, look at me. i don’t know who to be.”

“just pick the one that doesn’t sound like any fun.”

“no offense, _____, you’re just too trusting.”

“i’d rather be pretty. you’ve got great hair!”

“is everyone back home as pretty as you?”

“boyfriends are overrated.”

“where i come from it’s ‘get ready to die, sucker!’”

“didn’t your mom ever make you chocolate chip cookies, like when you’re feeling sad? and they’re fresh from the oven with a big glass of milk and she just makes you laugh and puts everything into perspective?”

“_____, have you always had those little golden flecks in your eyes?”

“did i mention that i’m in love with you?”

“i guess i am kinda talented.”

“i’ve never had a sister.”

“i look…not hideous.”

“for the first time i understand the difference between pretty and beautiful.”

“and, right now, i can look into your eyes and i can tell you’re not evil.”

“you can’t swim? you live on an island!”

“______, i told you that i loved you. what about you? do you love me?”

“i don’t know what love feels like.”

“what do you think villains teach their kids? kindness? fair play?”

“would you wear my ring?”

“that you spelled me? yeah, i knew.”

“you keep listening to your heart.”

“you are good.”

“stealing things doesn’t make you happy.”

“you do not have to play dumb to get a guy. you are so smart!”

“falling in love is weak and ridiculous!”

“next time, i rescue you, okay?”