Who Am I?

— African proverb

(602):The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast. (480): Im so there.

you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck

Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.

Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed

“lets watch the sunrise” turned into “lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning”

I wondered why I slept in the front room

(519): I think he’s like 40 and maybe a little sociopathic and i have never been so turned on. (226): Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see.

all I remember is screming at her “I want you and your tortillas… DEAD”

(732): Everyone make my contact name  Daddy Issues

(601): You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion

They survive, Credence is able to get on a life boat with Graves and they live happily ever after in America.

Happy Valentines day everyone! I decided to make a comic about something I’ve wanted to talk about for a long time, which was my relationship with romance while being on the Aromantic spectrum. Sorry for the length, enjoy!

— Kate Jacobs; Comfort Food (via sunsetquotes)

Colin Farrell stares at Ezra Miller like he is the most precious darling gem in the entire universe.