Lost Causes & No Regrets

Levi: it's like they say. never bite the hand that fingers you

Hange: PFFFFF

Moblit: no one has ever said that

Levi: it's a saying. people say this

Miche: it's "never bite the hand that FEEDS you"

Levi: ?????

Levi: that's stupid. no hand has ever fed me

Moblit: slaps a hand over Hange's mouth (good and correct course of action)

Erwin, slowly extending an apple because that makes him feel sad on a molecular level: ...would you like. this?

Levi: not from that hand, you freak

Erwin: I WASH my hands??????

Levi: I will NOT be fed and fingered by the same hand, I am not an ANIMAL

Hange: shrieking into Moblit's hand

Erwin smith

The Chariot

Levi (thoughts) : just because I like you doesn't mean you can order me around

Erwin (in his normal voice but it kinda became erotic because of the phone) : Levi can you send me ten tons of dirt.

tooth-i //defeat