Peter and Rosie

[Rose stops, looking around for whoever said that]

[Perry reclines in a nearby tree.]

What's your name?

Perry.

I'm Rosie!

I know.

Really? How?

I run into bigger yous a lot.

Oh! Are you friends?

Depends on the version.

Can you be my friend?

How cool are you with fucked up shit?

You said a bad word! And what does that mean?

It means I do a lot of bad things.

Not to friends. To other people. Mindfuckery mostly.

Um...

But you haven't done anything to me...

Not yet, but if you're gonna be a goody two shoes I can't make any promises.

Can I ask Miss Holloway?

Ugh. If you have to ask permission you've already made your choice.

I...I don't wanna be friends with someone who does bad things to people, sorry...

Don't fucking apologize stars.

[Rose goes back to the house to tell Miss Holloway about Perry]

[Rose stops, looking around for whoever said that]

[Perry reclines in a nearby tree.]

What's your name?

Perry.

I'm Rosie!

I know.

Really? How?

I run into bigger yous a lot.

Oh! Are you friends?

Depends on the version.

Can you be my friend?

How cool are you with fucked up shit?

You said a bad word! And what does that mean?

It means I do a lot of bad things.

Not to friends. To other people. Mindfuckery mostly.

Um...

But you haven't done anything to me...

Not yet, but if you're gonna be a goody two shoes I can't make any promises.

Can I ask Miss Holloway?

Ugh. If you have to ask permission you've already made your choice.

I...I don't wanna be friends with someone who does bad things to people, sorry...

[Rose stops, looking around for whoever said that]

[Perry reclines in a nearby tree.]

What's your name?

Perry.

I'm Rosie!

I know.

Really? How?

I run into bigger yous a lot.

Oh! Are you friends?

Depends on the version.

Can you be my friend?

How cool are you with fucked up shit?

You said a bad word! And what does that mean?

It means I do a lot of bad things.

Not to friends. To other people. Mindfuckery mostly.

Um...

But you haven't done anything to me...

Not yet, but if you're gonna be a goody two shoes I can't make any promises.

Can I ask Miss Holloway?

[Rose stops, looking around for whoever said that]

[Perry reclines in a nearby tree.]

What's your name?

Perry.

I'm Rosie!

I know.

Really? How?

I run into bigger yous a lot.

Oh! Are you friends?

Depends on the version.

Can you be my friend?

How cool are you with fucked up shit?

You said a bad word! And what does that mean?

It means I do a lot of bad things.

Not to friends. To other people. Mindfuckery mostly.

Um...

But you haven't done anything to me...

[Rose stops, looking around for whoever said that]

[Perry reclines in a nearby tree.]

What's your name?

Perry.

I'm Rosie!

I know.

Really? How?

I run into bigger yous a lot.

Oh! Are you friends?

Depends on the version.

Can you be my friend?

How cool are you with fucked up shit?

You said a bad word! And what does that mean?

It means I do a lot of bad things.

Not to friends. To other people. Mindfuckery mostly.

Um...

[Rose stops, looking around for whoever said that]

[Perry reclines in a nearby tree.]

What's your name?

Perry.

I'm Rosie!

I know.

Really? How?

I run into bigger yous a lot.

Oh! Are you friends?

Depends on the version.

Can you be my friend?

How cool are you with fucked up shit?

You said a bad word! And what does that mean?

It means I do a lot of bad things.

[Rose stops, looking around for whoever said that]

[Perry reclines in a nearby tree.]

What's your name?

Perry.

I'm Rosie!

I know.

Really? How?

I run into bigger yous a lot.

Oh! Are you friends?

Depends on the version.

Can you be my friend?

How cool are you with fucked up shit?

You said a bad word! And what does that mean?

[Rose stops, looking around for whoever said that]

[Perry reclines in a nearby tree.]

What's your name?

Perry.

I'm Rosie!

I know.

Really? How?

I run into bigger yous a lot.

Oh! Are you friends?

Depends on the version.

Can you be my friend?

[Rose stops, looking around for whoever said that]

[Perry reclines in a nearby tree.]

What's your name?

Perry.

I'm Rosie!

I know.

Really? How?

I run into bigger yous a lot.

Oh! Are you friends?

[Rose stops, looking around for whoever said that]

[Perry reclines in a nearby tree.]

What's your name?

Perry.

I'm Rosie!

I know.

Really? How?

[Rose stops, looking around for whoever said that]

[Perry reclines in a nearby tree.]

What's your name?

Perry.

I'm Rosie!

[Rose stops, looking around for whoever said that]

[Perry reclines in a nearby tree.]

What's your name?

[Rose stops, looking around for whoever said that]

Wow! That sounds like fun!

It's lots of fun!

Are there Lords in other colours?

There's Lords in Black and a Queen in White! I think one or two of the Lords might be in White now, too.... I don't know, things get a little silly sometimes.

Low!

Icarus tilted his head. "Low what?

I meant wow!

Do you have parents?

I have.... At least one.

Do you have a mommy or a daddy?

I have a daddy! I don't know whether or not I have a mommy, though...

Oh no!

Eh, it's okay. I'm happy with or without a mommy.

Do you have any siblings?

Yeah! At least one.... I saw another somewhere....

Brother or sister?

A sister, that's the one I'm sure of....

I have a brother!

I know!

How did you know?

I know a lot of things.

Wow!

Mhm! And Spankoffskis are something I know a lot about.

Woah...what do you know?

Oh, sweetie, we could be here all century if I started on that tangent...

Aw...

I know that your name is Rosie!

What's my brother's name then?

Petey!

What about my other big brother?

Teddy-Bear!

He's not a bear

I call him Teddy-Bear.

But he's not a bear!

He's a fun toy! Just like Teddy Bears! I could just squish him!

He's not a toy!

W-what do you play?

Wow! That sounds like fun!

It's lots of fun!

Are there Lords in other colours?

There's Lords in Black and a Queen in White! I think one or two of the Lords might be in White now, too.... I don't know, things get a little silly sometimes.

Low!

Icarus tilted his head. "Low what?

I meant wow!

Do you have parents?

I have.... At least one.

Do you have a mommy or a daddy?

I have a daddy! I don't know whether or not I have a mommy, though...

Oh no!

Eh, it's okay. I'm happy with or without a mommy.

Do you have any siblings?

Yeah! At least one.... I saw another somewhere....

Brother or sister?

A sister, that's the one I'm sure of....

I have a brother!

I know!

How did you know?

I know a lot of things.

Wow!

Mhm! And Spankoffskis are something I know a lot about.

Woah...what do you know?

Oh, sweetie, we could be here all century if I started on that tangent...

Aw...

I know that your name is Rosie!

What's my brother's name then?

Petey!

What about my other big brother?

Teddy-Bear!

He's not a bear

I call him Teddy-Bear.

But he's not a bear!

He's a fun toy! Just like Teddy Bears! I could just squish him!

He's not a toy!

Wow! That sounds like fun!

It's lots of fun!

Are there Lords in other colours?

There's Lords in Black and a Queen in White! I think one or two of the Lords might be in White now, too.... I don't know, things get a little silly sometimes.

Low!

Icarus tilted his head. "Low what?

I meant wow!

Do you have parents?

I have.... At least one.

Do you have a mommy or a daddy?

I have a daddy! I don't know whether or not I have a mommy, though...

Oh no!

Eh, it's okay. I'm happy with or without a mommy.

Do you have any siblings?

Yeah! At least one.... I saw another somewhere....

Brother or sister?

A sister, that's the one I'm sure of....

I have a brother!

I know!

How did you know?

I know a lot of things.

Wow!

Mhm! And Spankoffskis are something I know a lot about.

Woah...what do you know?

Oh, sweetie, we could be here all century if I started on that tangent...

Aw...

I know that your name is Rosie!

What's my brother's name then?

Petey!

What about my other big brother?

Teddy-Bear!

He's not a bear

I call him Teddy-Bear.

But he's not a bear!

He's a fun toy! Just like Teddy Bears! I could just squish him!

He's not a toy!