My personal bunker on the internet

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

i mean this in the nicest way possible but some of you need to learn how to be annoyed

also learn how to be annoying. inconveniencing others is part of life and ironically the more comfortable you are with “annoying” someone the less annoying you come across as. the paradox of its more annoying if someone is worried about being annoying.

the cici's pizza mr pibb hits different

could you make up some more words please :)

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belly laughing while sloshing my chalice around in my many ringed hand