no voi HELVETTI

hobbies include sitting on my bedroom floor being absolutely devastated by the fact that i have a physical form

maybe some mothers are toxic because they are burnt out from doing it all alone because of absent fathers 

“Sorry I abused you, honey, but I was mad about your dad taking off and I had to take it out on someone so it’s really not my fault UwU”

Some people???? Abuse children???? To COPE???

I think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living

shout out to all the brave and very sexy individuals who are still here with us despite life being tough. that’s extremely voluptuous and your meat is huge

I would and i WILL fuck a demon

thats a whole mood

Life's all about having goals

*gently places a small mushroom in your hand*

?

*gently places another small mushroom in your hand*

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

Not with that attitude