fucktart.

Fuck off! Why don’t you pick up your pants while you’re at it? I’m tired of seeing your bum from your saggy pants anyway. Perhaps you’re the one who needs the suspenders, yeah?

Why ya looking at my bum, mate? I like how my pants hang low, its actually the style. Not hiking them up to your neck!

Me? Stealing your looks? My stomach hurts so bad from laughing so hard. You’re a funny guy, Tommo. Try again.

Why you so giddy?

I went for a walk and got stopped about twenty times for pictures. That doesn’t happen in New York, and it’s kind of weird. 

That happens to me on almost a daily basis. Welcome to the real world.

I don’t really look at your butt, but no? It’s not?

You need to find some new music, then.