Hello

I know I've said it before but every rewatch I do cements this thought further - elijah wood's performance in LOTR is absolutely insane, they really had a character whose name means "wise by experience", hired an 18-year-old to do it, and he delivered so much that not only is it a beautiful and moving role on its own, it's a performance equal to those of the absolute powerhouses he played side by side with like ian holm and ian mckellen. to name just a few

Snitches get stitches

nobody talks everybody walks

they should invent a living alone that is affordable

Wizards used to laugh at non-wizards for being so primitive, doing everything manually. But that was before technology started outpacing magic. You really got a sense of how serious this was when you saw the greatest mage of your age sitting right next to you in your thermodynamics class.

*trying to say i like a fictional character* yeah he activates my predator animal drive

i need to hunt her for sport. shake them around in my jaws like a dog. bat him around with my paws like a cat beating a lizard within an inch of its life for its own amusement. etc

The term 'ship' is too vague. I don't think they should date i think they should be fucking regularly. I don't think they should date i think they should yearn for eachother endlessly but never have it be requited. I don't think they should date i think they should kiss one night and never talk about it again. I don't think they should date i think they should hate eachother so much that it turns into bottled up lust. I don't think they should date i think one of them should have a one-sided crush on the other. I don't think they should date i think they should have a situationship that ruins their lives. I don't think they should date i think they should stab eachother

LMFAO hell yeah give biscuit 2000 notes. why the fuck not. are you seeing this professor? are you seeing what my “failed” experiment has achieved

i want to turn off reblogs for this post but it’d feel like taking biscuit out back and shooting him in the head. so instead i just hover my cursor over the button like i’m gently tensing my finger against the trigger of my 4 gauge shotgun while biscuit is staring at me with his soulful lack of eyes