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But I thought they were saying "poison berry"

And since I was somewhat familiar with the yew and bittersweet nightshade that grew by my home, I figured those were the poison berries in question.

But I was no dummy--I knew all about the existence of artificial flavors. Obviously they weren't selling ice cream that contained REAL poison.

So, therefore, someone must have eaten the poison berries and described to a team of food scientists what they tasted like, in their last moments

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