several bad puns later...

you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go places with their friends that require money, because she doesnt want to be expensive. it really does get into their minds, that theyre too much money and that they shouldnt do anything.

Okay so nerdy outcast Sherlock has a huge crush on rugby captain John but they’ve never even talked. Surely John has no idea who Sherlock even is. Right? Well WRONG!!! Sherlock once taught John a little bit of science in class but somehow Sherlock doesn’t remember. And when they do talk again Sherlock acts like they’ve never talked and John gets sad that this wonderful boy doesn’t remember him. So John rigorously starts flirting with Sherlock. Touching his curls, bumping shoulders, etc. When Sherlock finally realises that the man he has a massive crush on is flirting with him, he panics and leaves. And idk where I was going with this. Thank you.

Today, Mrs. Hudson found Sherlock seated on the floor, one hand holding a formula bottle , the other steadying Rosie on his lap. A series of carefully arranged objects - keys, buttons and a teaspoon lay in front of them like evidence at a crime scene. Rosie, uninterested in deductive reasoning, picked up the teaspoon and smacked it against the floor with delight. Sherlock sighed with a false disappointment. Mrs. Hudson just smiled and patted his head on her way to make tea.

Oh I love this and live by this