Lorcan Emory Scamander

lorcanscamander-:

I’ll pass on that one for now, thanks…

Tryyyyy it.

lorcanscamander-:

That’s the baby talking for you, love. 

No, I’m so serious! The salty and sweet combo is to die for. Try it!

lorcanscamander-:

I haven’t been sixteen for a while now. 

I would hope not since you got my daughter pregnant.

lorcanscamander-:

Be back in five. [goes to get that and a couple of her other faves in case she changed her mind while he was gone] 

Oooooooooh, you got pickles too. You are the best. [grins, cuddling into her new snacks like a pillow pet] Have you ever had ice cream and pickles? It’s sosososo good.

lorcanscamander-:

I’m of age? But it’s in the treehouse in Mexico.

“You’re always going to be sixteen to me. And that’s good to know.”

lorcanscamander-:

What flavor?

Chocolate chip mint.

lorcanscamander-:

I love you too.

Enough to find me ice cream?

lorcanscamander-:

Share?

“Maybe when you’re older. Or if you can tell me where your father moved his stash to.”

lorcanscamander-:

Well, we’re all our own worst critics. But you’re gorgeous. 

You’re a complete and utter liar, I hope you know that. But I love you anyways.

lorcanscamander-:

I promise.

Okay… I’m holding you to this. Even though, in my honest opinion, I look like a whale.

lorcanscamander-:

lilylunapotter-:

lorcanscamander-:

lilylunapotter-:

lorcanscamander-:

lilylunapotter-:

I’m not. I’m your mother now.

…..excuse me while I go leap off a cliff into the sea

No, we can’t have that, you’ll hurt yourself. Go to your room, you’re safe there.

You don’t tell me what to do.

You’re grounded.

….[walks off]

Young man! You get back here! [turns into a raccoon and makes chase]

lorcanscamander-:

You know I would never lie to you. 

Promise?

lorcanscamander-:

lilylunapotter-:

lorcanscamander-:

lilylunapotter-:

I’m not. I’m your mother now.

…..excuse me while I go leap off a cliff into the sea

No, we can’t have that, you’ll hurt yourself. Go to your room, you’re safe there.

You don’t tell me what to do.

You’re grounded.

lorcanscamander-:

You look beautiful in anything you wear. 

You are such a liar. I look like a whale!

lorcanscamander-:

lilylunapotter-:

I’m not. I’m your mother now.

…..excuse me while I go leap off a cliff into the sea

No, we can’t have that, you’ll hurt yourself. Go to your room, you’re safe there.

lorcanscamander- replied:

Yes, dear?

….do I look fat in this?