corvids in a trench coat

cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autralia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

I hate ai so much. what do u mean I have to question the material reality of every image now. this is no way to live wtf

I do love the form of literary analysis that is essentially, "If I were put in a situation, I would simply not have an emotional response at all, and all my actions would be both logical and moral. The character, who has acted otherwise under duress, must simply be a defective person."

I just want to let you guys know Cornell's entire library is open access (no permissions required) and there are (shocker) many books...

in so many situations i shouldve just acted fucking worse idc

life is short. hex the bitch

I Will Get The Light Back In My Eyes in 2026