corvids in a trench coat

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

football tournaments give me a genuine midlife crisis because one day it’s 2014 and you’re a kid and your favourite player is still in their peak and then it’s another two years and then you’re older and your favourite player is older and then it’s another two and you’re older than the newest players and your favourite player is retiring. not good. do not recommend.

Text: congrats on the failure babe, most people don't even try

cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autralia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

I hate ai so much. what do u mean I have to question the material reality of every image now. this is no way to live wtf

I do love the form of literary analysis that is essentially, "If I were put in a situation, I would simply not have an emotional response at all, and all my actions would be both logical and moral. The character, who has acted otherwise under duress, must simply be a defective person."

I just want to let you guys know Cornell's entire library is open access (no permissions required) and there are (shocker) many books...

in so many situations i shouldve just acted fucking worse idc