yee haw hell yea?

i think there should be two nighttimes. one for sleeping and a second one for being awake but at night. and then only one daytime because daytime doesn’t matter as much except for the birds

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

is there anything worse than accidentally putting on the non-explicit version of an album? where is my beloved wife fuck and my beautiful daughter cunt?

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?

I think we as people who have periods should be able to expel it rapidly all at once like peeing. There's a whole untapped potential out there. I'd let it all go in the back of a police cruiser

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

It’s extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just don’t want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

I think the key to a happy life as an adult woman is to channel your inner weird little girl and make her happy