Writing Prompts

Person A: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

Person B: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t have used my one phone call to prank call the police

Person C: Why are your tongues purple?

Person A: I had a red slushie.

Person C: No, you can't!

Person A: But Person B does it.

Person C: If Person B jumped off a cliff w-

Person A: Person B does a lot of stupid things.

Person C: Like what?

Person C: Alright, time to put up the star on the Christmas tree.

Person B: PERSON A! GET DOWN FROM THE CHRISTMAS TREE!

Person A: C'mon, I wasn't even that drunk.

Person A: So...have you ever fallen in love?

Person A: The food's too hot, I can't eat it.

Person B: You're too hot, but I still eat you.

Person A: ...

Person A: I'm gonna fight whoever insults Person B.

Person B: I hate myself. I'm literally disgusting.

Person A: If I were the last person on this planet, would you date me?

Person A: Answer my question, Person B!

Person B: You answer mine. I asked you first.

Person A: Well...I asked you second.

Person A: Please don't die.

Person A: WHO ATE MY COOKIES AGAIN?!? I'M GONNA-

Person B: Um...sorry...it was me.

Person A: ...

Person A: Truth or dare?

Person B: Uh...truth.

Person A: I dare you to kiss me.

Person B: *kisses Person A*