avery ☆

If the vibes r off I will assume you hate me and want me dead

Megumi: If you had ten brownies and gave me five how many would you have? Yuuji: None. Megumi: Yuuji, come on, it’s not that hard. Yuuji: I would’ve given you all of them because I love you. Megumi, tearing up: You’re such a loser.

Yuuji: I wish we could block people in real life. Nobara: A restraining order. Megumi: Murder. Nobara: ... Yuuji: ... Nobara: *slowly scooting away*

Gojo: The doctor said I only have four days to live. Yuuji: You're sick? Gojo: No, she's just mad at me. Shoko, waving a knife: I WILL FUCK YOU UP ON THURSDAY!

Yaga: I hope you have a good explanation for this. Gojo: We have three actually. Geto: Pick your favorite.

Yuuji: When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go? Megumi: Are you okay?

Gojo: Ugh, I feel old, like I’m not a cool kid anymore. Megumi: That’s not true. Gojo: Aww, really? Megumi: You were never cool.