Looks Like Qubits

20130808. Ge: 'I'm Asian, so all my friends are Asian. I don't talk to white guys.'

20130808. Ge: 'It's like my brain is being kicked back and forth by an invisible hand.' Thomas: 'Don't you mean foot?' Ge: 'Well, when I say "invisible" it always follows in my head as hand, because when my mom explained economics to me when I was little...'

20130808. Kaitlyn ordered beer mugs for the lab, so everyone needs to pay her. Ge: 'Well, I only have $20 and I need that for my lunch tomorrow at Argonne...' Kaitlyn 'If you don't pay up, I'll set my mom on you.' Ge: 'No! NO!!! Okay, I'll pay!!'

20130730. Heather and Ian visit the lab! Dave goes to put Ian in the stroller. Heather: 'What are you doing?' Dave: 'We're gonna put him on the [lifting] crane!' Heather: 'Wait. Wait a second.' Dave: 'You can't stop it! I'm just gonna do it when you're not around.'

20130729. Ge: 'Dave, do you ever lose motivation?' Dave: 'No. I'm a motivation machine.'

20130729. Kaitlyn: 'Andrew kept rolling his eyes at the super superfluousness.' Dave: 'Well, you can just roll his eyes back in.'

20130724. Someone, either Nate or Andrew, to Ge: 'You brought the cheese into the bathroom? What the --- are you doing?' Later, Ravi summarizes the situation: 'So apparently Nate saw Ge walk into the bathroom with the cheese and a face mask on.' Later, Ge defends himself: 'I was looking for Andrew. I didn't even go in the bathroom!'

20130724. Ge, on Cuckoo's Calling: 'Oh, hardcover is only $16? That make me feel so rich!'

20130724. Ge: I'm just booting up my brain, so I have a lot of brain fart.

20130724. Andrew, on the basement of the astrophysics building: 'It smells like death.'

20130716. Kaitlyn: 'It was you who made him a zombie!' Thomas: '...I plead ignorance.' Dave: 'Ignorance is not a defense.'

20130716. Dave: 'I dreamt I was a zombie last night. It involved dot products.'

20130715. Andrew shows us a meme-type image reading in part 'Welcome to Case Western where all the sports are D3...' Ge, completely sincerely: 'Oh, do you guys use D3, the plotting library?'

20130715. Ge, in the middle of a conversation with the grad students: 'See, I just really want a __you can fill in here__...' In the office, Kaitlyn can't keep from laughing. Ge: 'Shut up, Kaitlyn!'