HOLY FISH STICKS!

I’m looking for a classic bed, like the one in the picture. I’ll buy it for double the catalog price (or whatever you want tbh as long as it’s reasonable.)

I’m also on the market for purple pansies or some purple roses, just one of each if anyone is willing to sell me some.

HE DIDN’T EVEN TAKE THAT MUCH CONVINCING MY BABY KNEW HE WAS HOME I’M SO HAPPY RN

Okay, what jerkfaced little sloot had the audacity to plop their crap shack down next to my fairy ring clearing? You can bet your britches I’m never talking to this buttmunch Wendy, I bet they’re some ugly muthaf...

If  I DO decide to start over, I can trade things like my bells and items over to a second copy that I have, so I won’t actually lose too much, other than my house being fully upgraded and having almost all the shops unlocked, including Gracie’s. I’m not afraid to time travel back to Christmas and then jump ahead at 3 day intervals until I’m at the present date, if it comes to that.