c'est la vi(vie)n

If native speakers could stop not understanding my perfectly pronounced sentences that’s be great.

So many languages so little brain

Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

At some point my brain decided based on the word knee that body parts beginning with a n sound should have a silent k (particularly the word neck) so I am against gnipples wholeheartedly, it should clearly be knipples!

How about a compromise? Gn words and kn words get switched. So now it’s gneecaps and gnowledge, but it’s also knome and Knosticism.

Okay, but what about mnipples, like ‘mnemonic’?

Gkpmnipples (pronounced “nipples”)

This is the kind of content I remain for. (and y'all provide on the regular, I love you)

Female presenting gkpmnipples

english is so fucked

Does anyone else struggle a looot with these ‘complete the sentences to prove you understood a certain grammar rule’ exercises not because they didn’t understand the rule but because they’re just so incredibly uncreative they physically can’t come up with a sentence? That’s my life and I find the creativity aspect so torturous that I retain absolutely nothing from these exercises because I spend more time trying to come up with a sentence than trying to understand the application of the rules

yep i’d rather see a bunch of examples of the rule in use than have to come up with my own sentences, i feel like it’s a waste of brainpower having to come up with my own ideas when i’m already desperately trying to absorb some weird ass grammar rules

Und wer von uns startet jetzt n Kickstarter das ganz Deutschland “Schlapfen” übernimmt?????