50 MORE things to say to your diaper-wearing little!
Well this got a lot of notes the first time around, so I’ll give the people more of what they want! Here are 50 more cute quips to infantilize your partner with.
C’mon little one, once we’ve gotten you out of the tub we’ll put your nighttime diaper and pajamas on, and then we’ll get you a bottle before bed. Don’t worry, we’ll put a stuffer in your diaper so that your bottle doesn’t make you leak.
Uh-uh baby, if you need to adjust your diaper you tell me. If I let you do it yourself it wont fit right, it should be a bit snug to catch all your pee-pees. I’m
And presto! With a dash of powder and a dab of lotion my baby boy/girl is fresh and ready for their clean diaper!
I’ve been reading that fussy little babies sometimes try to take off their diapies, so we’re going to make sure that doesn’t happen. Can you go find the duct tape little one?
Baby girl/boy, if you think that your diaper is staying on for your spanking you have another thing coming. Come here, let mommy/daddy shimmy it down, and then get over my knee.
Look here little one, this tea is great for making clearing up that little bought of constipation you’ve been having. A couple glasses and you’ll just have to get used to making uh-ohs and oopsies in your diapers.
It’s a good thing that we put a harness on your highchair baby, you always get so squirmy I check your diapers. Speaking of which, let’s see if you’ve wet since you started eating.
Lay still baby, and don’t you even think about peeking at what mommy/daddy is doing during your diaper change. You just worry about filling them and I’ll worry about changing them.
Where do you think you’re going little one? I can’t let you go out to the grocer without a fresh diaper, why don’t we head to the nursery for a minute and then you can go play store for me.
I love how this skirt fits you baby, and I love how I can always tell if your diaper is wet while you’re wearing it, it’s so convenient.
Put down the screen baby girl/boy and come over here for some snuggles. Don’t worry, you can have your phone back after you tell me you need a diapie change.
I think I’ll put your mittens on before bedtime baby, last time I let you have your hands you got yourself into trouble. I know you won’t admit it, but you can’t help but touch yourself in a wet diaper.
I got a new pacifier for you little one! Look, it’s got a strap to keep it in your mouth. Let’s put it on now, so you don’t whine as I wipe your bottom when I change your diaper.
C’mon baby and sit on my lap. Oh, I see, you don’t want to mush the mess you made in your diaper when I bounce you on my knee, but don’t worry, mommy/daddy will clean you up after you admit how much you like it.
Hmm, you’re awfully quiet right now baby. Why don’t you get that padded tush over here, my mommy/daddy-senses know that you’re about to get into mischief.
If you think you’re even close to wearing training pants/panties today, you are sadly mistaken. In fact, I think we’re going to do double diapers for nap time, you’ve had a lot of juice this morning.
We need to make a run to the store and restock on some supplies for YOUR changing table, I’d hate to put you in YOUR diapers without baby powder and diaper rash cream.
Baby, why don’t you fetch me a drink from the kitchen. You clearly don’t need one with how full that diaper is, and I want to see you waddle.
Careful baby, you’re about to have a run-in with the tickle monster, and I know that you can’t hold your pee-pees when you can’t stop laughing.
I think you need some tummy time little one. Lay down and let me get a good view of that cute diapered bottom.
Baby your diaper is so full one of the crotch snaps on your onesie has already popped open. I guess that’s a signal that I need to undo the others, let’s go change your diaper.
Don’t worry baby, the only people that will know you are diapered are the two of us, unless you act up while we’re out and I need smack your bottom. I don’t want you to think I won’t do it either, I’d rather you suffer the embarrassment of being spanked in public than having a tantrum in public.
You make it so obvious that you love your diapers baby, I can see how excited you get every time I change you. Maybe if you’re a good boy/girl we can do something about that before bedtime.
It’s a good thing we put that stuffer in your diaper baby, you definitely would have leaked by now and I won’t be able to change you for another hour.
Oh baby I could just eat you up, you’re so adorable when you try to wear big girl/boy clothes. Come on, let’s stop pretending and dress you in your footie pajamas before naptime.
Quit squirming little one, you have the sniffles and I want to take your temperature. Yes, of course we’re doing it rectally, because it’s the most accurate way babies who wear diapers, so let’s get these legs in the air and hold still for a minute.
Prince/Princess it’s time to calm down and get ready for bedtime. Let’s get in the bathtub and then I’ll let you pick out your diaper cover for tonight since you’ll be in a think overnight diaper.
Don’t cry baby, I love you regardless of the fact that you can’t keep your underpants/panties clean. But this just proves that you need diapers, so go get me a towel for you to lie down on while I get your diaper bag.
Do you want some ice cream baby girl/boy? Okay, let’s get you into your highchair. Yes you do have to be strapped in, I don’t care if you don’t like that the crotch strap pushes your diaper against your groin, now let’s get a bib on you.
Oopsie! Your diaper is so full that you fell down. Let’s get you cleaned up so you can get back to toddling, I can smell that you really need a diapie change.
I bought a magic wand for us to use before bedtime baby, now I don’t even have to take off your diapers to relieve you, you can just make stickies in your pants like a good little one.
Give me your hand little one, I don’t want you wandering off by yourself. We’ll only be in here for a minute, I just need to get some suppositories for you for later today.
No baby, the potty is off limits. You’ve already wet that diaper at least once this afternoon, so it would be pointless to let you use the toilet now.
Maybe pullups weren’t the best choice today, they don’t hold as much as your diapers and I think they’ve already hit their limits for pee-pee. I guess we’ll try again much, MUCH later.
Potty training? As if baby, you’re going to be in diapers for a long time. Now lay down and let mommy/daddy take care of you, and maybe one day I won’t have to wipe you when you pee your pants.
Yes, you’re very sexy baby and mommy/daddy loves to see you naked, but they love it more when you’re in diapers.
You know the rules little one, if you don’t make a pushie by the end of naptime in your diapers I’m going to make it happen. I’ll just leave this enema on the table near your crib to remind you how serious I am.
We’re done changing you on the floor baby, I got a new changing table for us to use. You have too many accidents not to have a dedicated piece of furniture for mommy/daddy to change your diapers.
We’re only halfway through this road trip and you’re already soaked. I’m going to have to pullover and change you in the backseat, and no, you don’t have a say in this.
If I get you a new stuffie you have to promise I won’t catch you rubbing up against it during naptime. I know you’re desperate for a release when you get sent to bed in a fresh diaper.
Oh I think your skirt is just long enough for my liking little one, any longer and I wouldn’t be able to check your diapies so easily. In fact, let’s do a quick check right now just to be sure.
If you’re so against using your diapers, maybe I just need to tie you down until you don’t have a choice. A couple hours strapped to the crib might be just the thing you need to realize you’re just a little baby.
My gosh aren’t you just too cute when you get the kicky feets baby, and your diaper is so crinkly when you get wiggly.
Oh I don’t think so baby, that phone isn’t for little babies like you. Why don’t you color me a picture, I know you love coloring because you don’t even realize when you wet yourself when you’re making a pretty picture.
Yes, this diaper is really thick baby, but if it wasn’t you would leak during naptime. Now spread your legs nice and wide and keep them up high so I can powder your bottom.
I think we’re going to keep you in diapers all weekend baby. I just love the idea of keeping you in soft padding and listening to your little moans when I wipe your prince/princess parts.
Don’t test me baby, I’ll gladly take you over my knee and pull down your diaper for a spanking if you need one. Maybe it’s time for a timeout, but I’ll pull your pants down first so I can get a good look at that bottom before a blister it.
Naptime little one! I’ve got your favorite pajamas, your pacifier gag and a nice thick overnight diaper for you, so let’s not fuss while I strap you to the changing table, I think I’m going to take my time with you before putting you down in your crib, but you’re not going to cum until you wake up.
Awwww, are you a little stinky right now? I think you can go a little longer before I change you, you haven’t made any pee-pees yet and I don’t want to put you in a fresh diaper right before you wet.
I love you so much baby girl/boy, you’re my precious little diapie baby and I would have it no other way.
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