🌌Your Local Bastard🌌

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Hey hey, call me Axe!

Any pronouns

-born in 🇺🇦, live in 🇨🇦-

Bisexual & Genderfluid

Leo♌️, Intp, 8w9

Don’t wanna say my age but I am over 18 (bd is august 1st :3)

I am Religious lowkey but you can’t rlly tell by the shit I post

If you know me irl no you don’t

I try to post Headcanons/Fanfic at least once a week, so it could take me a while to get around to asks

This is actually one of my side blogs, but it slowly became a main! My other blogs include @allknowingaxolotl (art stuff), @crow-with-a-bow (miscellaneous), & @gremlin-corner-store (animals & pets)

I occasionally accidentally reply to things with these blogs so sry if that happens

Request Status- Closed

Rules

(read this shit before requesting amigos 👏)

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— Masterlists —

Haikyuu!!

Bnha

Bungou Stray Dogs

Attack On Titan

Jujutsu Kaisen

Toilet-Bound Hanako Kun

Genshin Impact

Obey Me

Headcanons Literally Nobody Asked For

Whatever you do, don't look it up 🫩 they massacred my goat 🫩 it's just straight up gore 🫩

OOOOOHHHH I KNOW BY THAT STANCE SHE'S GONNA BE CUNTYYYYYYY

And I'm not hoping she's a woman, I KNOWWW she is. Or at least more feminine looking ig :/ (I'm manifesting)

Wait as I'm typing this i realize their hair looks like that purple girl from kpop demon hunters. And THATS MORE REASON AS TO WHY SHE'S A WOMAN 🗣

I literally just caught myself doing this because I was like, why can't i hear my music, and then i realized i was blasting tiktok edits on my phone while listening to, quote unquote, "tiktok music" (the full "bathroom bitch" song is good and I don't wanna hear anyone arguing with me bc it's objectively true, especially with the opening line of "i wanna fuck you in the bathroom")

And like, after watching both movies I was lowkey in denial about it cuz i was way too religious about everything back then. But then after I saw dove released her song "boyfriend" while i was in a road trip with my family and SPECIFICALLY the part where she says "what am I gonna do, not grab your wrist" after hearing that, it was like, the first time in my life i've ever been that wet. It was awesome.

On a different note, more cat pictures, including dog, anyway Beel has probably eaten the entire house atp sorry Lucifer

I feel as though i've reached a state of nirvana cause of this and i think everyone should experience it with me

And y'know what, maybe it's my fault for thinking i'd find some more insightful information and takes that isn't islamophobia and people genuinely confessing that they love incest on main 😕

Trans male hakari and trans fem kirara.... omg... it's just so peak..

Wait hold on you might’ve stumbled across peak

Genuinely wtf is this ai search thing even for, ITS SO ANNOYING SOMEONE PLS TELL ME I CAN TURN IT OFF I HATE IT SO MUCH OMG

THATS LIKE 9000KR ROUGHLY, DUDE ITS MORE WORTH IT TO BUY A WHOLE ASS NEW PC ATP FUCCKCKCKCKCKCKCKCK

Shock

Okay but like in all seriousness, I genuinely need all of you to watch unstable smp and/or lifesteal smp RIGHT NOW and get into flamefrags POV, I never thought I could discover so much peak 🥹

And fyi, the ss isn't from unstable or lifesteal but it's still peak‼️‼️

Who approved this omg 😭