lonesomechutoy

the only real difference ive found between bisexuals and pansexuals is that a bisexual is more likely to be a gamer and a pansexual is more likely to be vegan.

tried to get a melon at the grocery store and the cashier said “this one can’t elope” or some shit. like hello? rude much? people these days

whenever i hear “womanizer” i imagine a ray gun that turns turns you into a woman

my progesterone has a little label that says “PR” on the pill, and whenever i see that i think “oh, just hit my personal record for most most%girl” and that makes me happy

i love all the little things kids come up with to explain the unexplainable. when i was around five, someone told me that “rain is just god peeing.” so fun

do y’all ever turn your phone to dutch for a bit… just to see the silly dutch language doing silly dutch things. “klok” “weer” it entertains me.