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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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noise dept.
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
#extradirty
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@lonesome-pear
Thank you to @fancycake for their hilarious idea that I had to draw
They made up :) also wanted to show the tags I put on the og post
They made up :) also
wanted to show the tags I
put on the og post
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it
this is actually horrific right? we can all agree about that?
I'd never thought I needed to be paranoid about the fact that photos I share on social media might be turned into memes in a discord run by JuicyBigNut but that's what existing in a public space as a black person is like! not to mention the fact that they don't even know who the man in the picture, yet we know who first spread it and no one has beaten that guy to death yet
this is actually
horrific right? we can all
agree about that?
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Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!
probably feels good as fuck to retain imformation
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they should invent joints that don’t hurt
humans are basically parrot dolphin horse pig monkey rats to me
we like to mimic and we like music. we're very smart and Smooth. we have long important legs and we sweat like crazy and have funny hair distribution. we get sunburnt. we're social and dexterous and showing teeth is important to us. and we like to play and we're prosocial and we can metabolise theobromine. see? parrot dolphin horse pig monkey rats
a mad scientist amalgamates a terrible creature consisting of all these species and she brings it to life and it just starts acting normal. like a normal person. and it understands social cues better than her and she destroys it out of fear
"masculinity is rewarded in women" "masculinity is accepted in women"
I had a friend who woke up at 4am to shower and apply makeup and everything. Lost literally sleep just to do this, wasted at least 3 hours each day. One day, she didn't feel like it and went to work without makeup. Her boss, a woman, pestered her all day and wanted to send her home. She never went to work without makeup again
The daughter of an acquaintance went to a nice school and sang in a choir there for years. Was very good, went to every concert. When she was about 15, she cut her hair. She still agreed to wear the mandatory gown even though she was a "tomboy". She just loved choir. School banned her from representing school. Because of her hair. Because girls should have long hair or the "aesthetics" were off
I'm not a woman or female but I'm read as such and whenever I have a buzzcut, strangers I've barely spoken to just try to touch it. Touch my head. Just reach out and caress my head without asking. Because they "want to know what it feels like"
Women who don't perform femininity (correctly) get harassed and their bodily autonomy taken away. They get bullied and touched without consent. They get everything commented on (if you think "brave" is a compliment you've never had it used on you)
If you don't think that femininity is enforced, and often violently, you're either a moron or you have no good intentions
In any case, I'm just not interested in what you have to say
In any case, I’m
just not interested in
what you have to say
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Jinkies
Jeepers!
Zoinks!
Ruh roh!
My favorite part of this post is that it implies Fred is the one saying “FUCK” because we know who typically says the other 4 things
which makes sense as he’s the one who actually legally owns it
which makes sense as he’s
the one who actually
legally owns it
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If you regret a permanent body alteration you got and your immediate thought is "raise the legal age for everybody who can do this" instead of "Maybe I, specifically, was a dipshit" you need to get Gotten by a mountain lion
at least the colour green exists
A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.
His response: "No, it's my name now."
I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.
Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.
I'm sure false etymology posts aren't like actually more common than any other type of misinformation on this website, it just happens to be a type of misinformation I'm better at spotting and a type of misinformation that shows up in the type of posts people I follow tend to reblog. but dang false etymology posts sure are common
tips for spotting false etymology:
if you happen to know what common greek and latin roots mean you can spot someone mistranslating them, which comes in handy very often
normal sounding words are almost never coined as acronyms. if someone claims something is an acronym you should literally always fact check it
sometimes the story presented by a proposed etymology falls apart if you like. think about it. why would a hypothetical continent be named after an animal speculated to not live there? why would an idiom's original form be something that very obviously sounds like something you'd say as a comeback to the version everyone already knows?
that one happens enough to get its own numbered point on this list, if someone claims a common expression is the "short version" of another older phrase that means the opposite thing they are either lying or uncritically repeating something they saw on tumblr once. you almost don't even need to fact check this, you can just assume they're wrong
I'm sure false etymology posts aren't like actually more common than any other type of misinformation on this website, it just happens to be a type of misinformation I'm better at spotting and a type of misinformation that shows up in the type of posts people I follow tend to reblog. but dang false etymology posts sure are common
tips for spotting false etymology:
if you happen to know what common greek and latin roots mean you can spot someone mistranslating them, which comes in handy very often
normal sounding words are almost never coined as acronyms. if someone claims something is an acronym you should literally always fact check it
sometimes the story presented by a proposed etymology falls apart if you like. think about it. why would a hypothetical continent be named after an animal speculated to not live there? why would an idiom's original form be something that very obviously sounds like something you'd say as a comeback to the version everyone already knows?
that one happens enough to get its own numbered point on this list, if someone claims a common expression is the "short version" of another older phrase that means the opposite thing they are either lying or uncritically repeating something they saw on tumblr once. you almost don't even need to fact check this, you can just assume they're wrong
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Designing and publishing a trading card game with a major recurring character in the lore named "the Meta" purely to make things difficult for a very specific type of person.
generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading
“Egg Egg”
