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hi twinny hru? ☺️

This one?

well that isnt good recruitment no... we must find a few more people to form a coven... and no this is actually a really good cause for being a satanist bcs being a satanist is better than giving into capitalism 👍

will just trust you on that twin 👍

and exactly we are forever bound to the timetables there is no escape you will see them for the rest of your life whether youre awake or in your sleep. In fact whos says timetables are solely limited to life what if they joined us on the grave and there are timetables buried with us. Hypothetically.

Lets start the cult gather all the crocheters that we know and love before coercing them into joining this totally normal perfectly fine definitely not satanic cult :3

well since we're getting married to them, then of course they'll join us in death, there's simply no other way

and physical books are greay i love physical books i js dont wanna carry them and break my already dying spine but definitely it should be an individual choice...

We dont have commitment issues at all trust and we're so great at following timetables and schedules and we actually love following schedules we love schedules so much that we may as well marry the schedule trust 👍

and yes we must do a whole ahh witch ritual and summon the yarn demon and beg them to give us infinite yarn... ir atleast yarn that doesnt tangle or come with factory knots...

wow so many vertebrae to fuck up 🥹

we literally love nothing more in this world. timetables are love timetables are life. and we'll be bound in holy matrimony in no time

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okay here are some options:

1. from - horror, mystery, really interesting and binge-worthy imo

2. ted lasso - comedy, ngl i watched this one last like a couple of years ago, but its definitely the one to regain faith in humanity if you need that

3. bridgerton - historical, romance (straight though, for now), definitely a guilty pleasure idk what it is about this show that just glues you to the screen i wish i knew

4. severance - drama, mystery, horror, but capitalism is the horror. literally the best show ever i love it so much, it really makes you think.

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And technicslly if we make the books into parts that would still be alot of parts but it would still be alot to carry... what if we did kindles but ita twxtbooks?

Yes exaclty.... does this count as commitment issues 😭

Ahd pls nwver ending yarn is my dream someone reallly needs to figure out how do thst pleek

ive never considered the possibility of scoliosis scoliosising in different spots 😭 now i feel dumb

kindles could be it but this unc prefers the physical books, i think we could make it an individual choice thing though

for our collective sanity it doesn't 🤝

Ohhh ok that makes sense yeah ofc no pressure twin 🫶

I mean the scoliosis wasnt too severe thankfully and can be fixed by doing physio so its not that deep but like this should be enough evidence to sue school bcs the schools be making us carry bricks for books... i suggest if the world takeover ever happens we get rid of these books :3

And for me personally scha whyedules suck luck hell naw ion wanna do what the schedule says and do everything in an organised manner like it pmo i have no idea why but i never have and will fw schedules i fear 😞

And as fot logitocs of doing allat is annoying i dtrongly agree and the amount yarn thags being bought at a time is also diabolical ts is not a one person job 💔

hehe i'll keep that in mind for now

ppl with non severe scoliosis actually cure that thing? news to me apparently.

yeah that does sound like school sueing material 😭 for the world takeover we should split those books into parts or smth, maybe that'll solve the issue

they're nice but actually following them and not getting distracted is so hard i get you twin

ohhh so its like an actual meducal thing kinda for you? (If youre chill w answering ofc totally fine if you dont too) and it was only specific subjects that were equivalent to bricks like 4 subjects, one of irls actually got scoliosis bcs of carrying the heavy books its diabolical

And true there are worse jobs out there, but crocheting as a job is not the weak either i fear unless youre very organised and are good and scheduling. Im terrible at both so im js crashing out lol

idk im not sold on it

i mean yeah i have like a minor (really its fine) birth defect that lead to other stuff i think, and i say i think cus i was obviously too young to remember the details, and it doesn't effect life much tbh (im chill dw not gonna spell out the exact details in public though)

that is diabolical 😭 so funny but so not funny though god damnnn

ans thw shit posturr is universal ig? maybe its cuz we crochet, or maybe bcs school and bags are heavy asf bcs i remember this one time i weighed my bag for shuts and giggoes with one of thise suitcase weighing things right no joke my bag was 10kg and that was on a day i didnt have to bring that many books 💔

And if onoy crocheting was a stable source of income but it entirely delends on how many orders you get so if theres one too less youre js not gonna eat ig 😭 plus not good for hands and other involved joints in the long run so we have to be resposible 😞

And if that counts as hopes and dreams sure ig i do, i wish you luck too soldier 🫡

lobe ya too 🫶 its a real shame theres not a word thats the opposite of unc, or none that i can think of

i mean it kind of is, but at least mine started wayyyy before that, like in the womb i think. 10kg 😭😭 holy freaking shit are your books made of bricks or smth. twin remember you only get one back in this life 😭

the freelancer life is not for the weak 💔 though tbf there're jobs that are far worse for health, and at least crocheting is chill