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the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

First of all put some respect on my name

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

honestly having a brother is a lot like just knowing some guy

well apparently my deficiency in vitamin d is “severe.” Whatever that means