Current Interest: Scream

Be yourself so ppl looking for u can find u

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

do any of you guys remember that sculpture of theseus & the minotaur that lowkey looks like theseus is riding the minotaur like his life depends on it

Is the lowkey in the room with us?

Saw this when I was in London this summer, I stopped my friend to point at it and said "holy shit it's the statue of Theseus fucking the Minotaur" in the middle of the very busy museum.

HE KILLED HIM

For those concerned, yes, this is play, and the cat is happy. You are seeing an active, energetic cat who enjoys roughhousing, not a hostile or angry or defensive one. Cats have pretend tough body language just like we do.

Untitled Goose Game but you play as R2-D2 and your job is to ruin the Empires day.

It's a wonder day in the Senate, and you are a horrible droid.

*grabby hands*

Press X to make an oil slick right when Palpatine walks by. Press Y to shriek insults in binary.

Id like to welcome you all to tuesday

Any time you see a whole bunch of people getting tagged in one post, it’s such a dead giveaway for a scam. That and “hello dear”

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers