Two Lies and One Truth

Do not finish that sentence.

"I see what you did there. Hail Hydra. Goddammit. I literally cannot stop myself from saying that." He grimaced, leaning against the workbench with a tired sigh.

"Do not flatter yourself. I would not be here if you did anything correct. I do not enjoy success stories."

"A god does not pout, but you are correct; I do like to show up when you hit a new low. Failure is far more becoming on you than it is on your son."

"I see what you did there. Hail Hydra. Goddammit. I literally cannot stop myself from saying that." He grimaced, leaning against the workbench with a tired sigh.

"It is little wonder that you cannot get under my skin. I am beginning to think that you are simple a collection of tired, old sayings."

"Do not flatter yourself. I would not be here if you did anything correct. I do not enjoy success stories."

"I see what you did there. Hail Hydra. Goddammit. I literally cannot stop myself from saying that." He grimaced, leaning against the workbench with a tired sigh.

"It is little wonder that you cannot get under my skin. I am beginning to think that you are simple a collection of tired, old sayings."

"I see what you did there. Hail Hydra. Goddammit. I literally cannot stop myself from saying that." He grimaced, leaning against the workbench with a tired sigh.

"So you will pout, but pout productively."

"I see what you did there. Hail Hydra. Goddammit. I literally cannot stop myself from saying that." He grimaced, leaning against the workbench with a tired sigh.

"I would expect nothing better out of you." The statement was said as fact, though from the flash of teeth as he said it, it was clearly meant to tease.

"I would exceed those expectations by making myself useful, even without you watching over me." He huffed, feeling as those his cheeks were going to get smooshed together because Loki was holding him in such a way his lips could pucker with the slightest press of movement.

"So you will pout, but pout productively."

"I see what you did there. Hail Hydra. Goddammit. I literally cannot stop myself from saying that." He grimaced, leaning against the workbench with a tired sigh.

"What can I say? You are a favourite of mine."

"I feel so flattered. So many people watching me work. I dare so, I don’t know what I would do without the attention." A touch of sarcasm, a pushing tone of frustration.

"I would expect nothing better out of you." The statement was said as fact, though from the flash of teeth as he said it, it was clearly meant to tease.

"I see what you did there. Hail Hydra. Goddammit. I literally cannot stop myself from saying that." He grimaced, leaning against the workbench with a tired sigh.

"I could remove what they placed in you, of course. But that would be dull."

Howard frowned. “But of course. Because you so do enjoy to watch me squirm.” He forced himself not to roll his eyes. Loki was always so difficult to pinpoint when Howard didn’t know what he was aiming for.

"What can I say? You are a favourite of mine."

"I see what you did there. Hail Hydra. Goddammit. I literally cannot stop myself from saying that." He grimaced, leaning against the workbench with a tired sigh.

"So crude and primitive…it is a delight to see it all fall apart."

"I could remove what they placed in you, of course. But that would be dull."

No, you were drunk. You groped me and fell asleep. 

"I see what you did there. Hail Hydra. Goddammit. I literally cannot stop myself from saying that." He grimaced, leaning against the workbench with a tired sigh.

"A pity you do not say it like you mean it."

"So crude and primitive...it is a delight to see it all fall apart."

"I see what you did there. Hail Hydra. Goddammit. I literally cannot stop myself from saying that." He grimaced, leaning against the workbench with a tired sigh.

"A pity you do not say it like you mean it."

Taco. Now.