Random Thoughts From A Random Life

stadium stampede was like if you (jericho) were marrying the love of your life (mvp) and his henchmen (bobby and shelton) and two guys you met outside of a gas station (the bucks) were your groomsmen but your ex (callis) sent a weeb baseball team, an onlyfans model, a yeti, and two rabid dogs to ruin your wedding day so your wedding party, the officiant (kenny), and the ringbearer (jack) had to defeat them looney tunes style before you could say I do and live happily ever after. and luchasaurus was there

men's wrestling promos are so fucking horny it's hysterical. They will be shirtless, dickprint out, glistening, yelling "I'm going to TOP this man in the RING. I'm going to TAKE his ASS and leave his body QUIVERING. I'm going to FIST this man to a PROSTATE ORGASM" and then the commentators are just like "fighting words from the champ there"

Would like to point out for the record that it has not been outright said but it has been VERY heavily implied that...WHATEVER the Death Riders' whole deal is it was WAY too much for Gabe Kidd and that as much as he likes them he needed to get some distance for his own mental health.

I understand why Swerve would want power and regret not taking it last year when he and Ospreay beat the Bucks. However, I think wrestling for jobs/positions within a company is always silly. Like, Swerve wins, and he gets to be on conference calls with iDrinq Energy. He has to approve purchase orders. He has to fill out employee improvement plans for Max Caster. You can’t just staple gun your problems away when you have an office job, Swerve.

the saying about rose tinted glasses has a real truth to it. have you ever worn actual rose tinted glasses in real life. like those candy heart shapes ones. it fucking rules. you look cool AND everything looks a little bit like it has an instragram filter on it. cannot reccomend my rose tinted glasses enough #myrosetintedglasses